KNZK’s second to last Final Boss.
me on coffee scrollin thru mastodon.
Please get your flu shot.
If everyone actually did, then I wouldn't need to get mine and suffer like I do.
But I don't trust you fuckers, so I get to be sick all day.
Flinching on main
every idiot on twitter loves to think they are the galileo of philosophy by doing a stupid inversion of a stupid idea
i want kris jenner to be my mommy
drew: "think of the racists!! how do you think WE feel!"
imagine telling on yourself like this
I’m gonna buy a Dodge Challenger and get all kinds of chicks and then I won’t come on here anymore.
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It’s going to get REAL ugly in America in the next few months... these are tectonic plates under all of us living here
im so sorry .
knock on his door with a chopper, ding dong!
Wait-in-line-jeans, takes a minute to get in em 🥴
did u think my name was a joke
Trolling before 2010: don’t be yourself
Trolling in 2020: be yourself
I’ve been banging your wives for the past two years... I’m sorry but that pussy radicalized me
The mastodon speed ball is a combination of love + coffee, love + horny or love + weed
my first crush 😍✨
Highest-Paid Celebrities of 2019 (Forbes):
1. Taylor Swift - $185M2. Kylie Jenner - $170M3. Kanye West - $150M4. Lionel Messi - $127M5. Ed Sheeran - $110M6. Ronaldo - $109M7. Neymar - $105M8. The Eagles - $100M9. Dr. Phil - $95M10. Canelo Alvarez - $94M
I wish I could get this on a shirt
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