GoT Hype Train Conductor @wintgenstein@radical.town

I'm almost glad George Lucas is so terrible at directing actors because if he wasn't, the second half of "Revenge of the Sith" would be even more tragic and basically unwatchable

oi guv, bank holiday weekend innit, oi'll be needing three wank loicenses

If any Disney movie needed a remake dumbo was uhhh probably it. lot of racism there

I don’t know if I’ve told this story before but... my little brother is not on my bar mitzvah video. there aren’t many pictures of him in attendance either. that’s because the photographer found another kid who kind of looked like him and just... locked on to him. he legitimately thought this random guy was my little brother and made him take pictures with my grandparents and all these other photo ops

"I can't make heads or tails of this", I say as someone hands me a block of clay and tells me to sculpt either Mount Rushmore or Sonic's sidekick

THIS Gay Bitch loves to
Go to the MALL and eat Orange Chicken
From the Panda Express

- me if i was also alex when he was 16 #AlexPoetryNight

jehovah's witnesses are a lot like new york times liberals on twitter who reply to twump, mostly because the first words from them are usually "excuse me, sir?"

The Turban Sage wasn’t born, so much as it fell out

ive posted this before but if your so called matt toot isn't a photo with this vibe, fuck rite off

2019 just got less sexier

matt toot

mr. dr. commander god or at least some kind of demigod archduke professor twump esquire jr. III? your fired, bitch

@gayalien a gangsta gaming moment

the existence of the dankwraith implies the existence of a normiewraith

imagine being a well respected actor and your first and only encounter with game development is working with mother fucking david cage

@simmo

I'm going to write a 5000 word oral history of this toot

@Spacedrake someone actually made a movie about incel utopia lmao