wicche quean ⛧ ⧖⃝ @wicche@radical.town

every shape is a triangle if you think about it wrong

@streetvalkyrie this one will not survive the key performance indicator reassessment

[ Werner Herzog voice ] Bryce Youngquist

anyway, the takeaway of this thread is this:

@JohnBrownJr said Hillary, in her e-mails!!!!!!!

- Sent from my Sybian

i love the c*rl s*gan quote about interstellar areas, "there is nothing above the Sun, the Sun is the absolute cosmic ceiling. it's so high up you can't even fathom. every day i look up at the sky and weep mucus knowing i will never embrace the Sun as its fury melts my hot flesh"

@JohnBrownJr oh shit here he comes!!!

when will dat boi return from war

Paying the exact minimum wage is like waiting outside a high school and dating people the minute they turn 18.

when the TL is slow

The Wolf of Wal-Mart

Life is a lot like skateboarding and love is the kickflip. Food is a nose manual and money is a sick video filmed with a fisheye lens

Do you know how they make vapes? Freaking Kirby. He takes a huge breath and then shits into a bottle and you saps suck it down like water. Hideous.