kvlt edition wicche ⛧ ⧖⃝ @wicche@radical.town

The Imaginarium of Doctor Zhivago

Posting a callout bulletin on myspace

the thing that a lot of people don’t really know or understand is that zydrate comes in a little glass vial

Did you know you can just make up cryptids. The new York shitter, a cryptid that lives on central park and Shits on benches.
There that's a cryptid your welcome

what if you were jerking off and vomit came out

asimov's law states that any written combination of dick, balls, cum, and shit is indistinguishable from a garfiald toot

the best correction on an article ive ever seen

2d printing a gun because i'm going to flatland to get that square motherfucker once and for all

please maam. may i please have a wonderful christmastime

ahh when i see that filter i just know it was a toot about magic the gathering and i rejoice to not see it

the Coward's Ratio was first discovered in 1918 by Cambridge statistician Melville H. Coward, who immediately pissed himself in fear like a scared, craven wimp!!

@Picklemaddierix nobody agrees what New England is, but one truth is universal: Connecticut is not New England

feel like pure shit just want labor unions back

I'm the turban sage. it was me the whole time

who would win?

sure, sex is great, but have you ever, had sex

I want to stay busy over the holiday break. Which should I do?

My most common aborted toot genre is where I start parodying a song in my head and then realize I had the lyrics wrong or was blending two different songs, and that either way, the joke no longer makes any sense

wearing night vision goggles in 2020 cuz the future is dark