Sticky toot

Please to announce my new podcast!!
B&B: Beard and Bripe
Every episode I sit down with a 30 year old cishet man and we discuss our beards over a fresh cup of Bripe coffee

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Me: I'm such a good rich person...(I say as my Zeppelin flies over my private island and I search for my human quarry)...I mean it is a tranq gun unlike Bezos.

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Stages of tooting
Draft: Delusion (this is good!)
Toot: Pride (nice)
First minute: Cockiness (can't wait to see how people react!)
5 minutes: Doubt (mmmm, maybe they haven't seen it yet)
15 minutes: Anger (I hate you all!!)
30 minutes: Denial (It much be Orleanists shadow banning me!)
Unknown: Acceptance (yeah right)

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hot take 

Worst big social media

i found this between the shelves down at the public library

┏┓
┃┃╱ ╲ in
┃╱╱ ╲╲ this
╱╱ ╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
▔▏are in this house▕▔
╱╱ ┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛ ▕▔

I just ran my hand through my beard and got a "splinter" in my finger from my beard hair??

I'm still amazed that Utah tourist board allows images of alcohol!

Don Trump Jr. Book 

A car isn't a classic if it has a VIN number that is ISO offical

hulu often serves me up with this entire 2 minute ad for manscaping, the trimmer for pubic hair. its somehow sfw but every bit as disturbing if it weren't youtube.com/watch?v=ZsRSWhJt23

I don't shave when I'm sick so I currently have almost a week of growth and I can't decide if I should just let it go or shave it Monday

politics personal failing 

I just realized not being on Twitter I've missed all the awful conservative cartoons.
:(

let's settle this once and for all

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