Winter Sailor ⛵ @whiskeysailor@radical.town

what's with all the people who see a system that's working to reduce bigotry or discrimination and think "well, it's working properly, so we should get rid of it"?

for my next bit i’m going to turn into a normie 2009 twitter guy

My friends!

velociraptors are just danger chickens

hi welcome to mastodon

lizard dog

Wrow!
Slorp!!!

When Hosier said "take me to church" he was talking about his big tittied gothic cathedral girlfriend

why does this academic section title sound like a friggin mastodon shitpost

god i can't believe the XFL is coming back and they're responding to the fact that americans think the sports don't respect the troops or the flag enough, like, they felt it so much they wanted an entire new football league. oh and also they don't want safety regulations even though football players constantly suffer permanent brain damage??? whhat the hell

Seattle, Washington. the city is okay but my favorite part was the water.

AQUABATS, IN UNISON: hey we're all going out for lunch, wanna come with?

ME: wow, really? sure! where are we going?

AQUABATS: we're gonna crawl through dumpsters rummaging for scraps of food

ME: ...................which dumpsters

AQUABATS: the ones behind burger king

ME: you know, i'm actually not all that hungry. i'll catch up with you later
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*15 minutes later*
ME, SMUGLY FROM THE RED ROBIN DUMPSTER: suckers

Wtf I gotta do to beat the eye exam? I want them bitches to think I got 20/20 or whatever tf it's called