One More Round Sailor ⛵ @whiskeysailor@radical.town

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8-character passwords can now be brute-forced by computers that can try all 6 quadrillion permutations in 2 and a half hours, but really, any good password system should lock the user out after the first quadrillion guesses. By the second quadrillion, it's probably safe to assume that it's not a legitimate login attempt.

The assassination of Adolf Hitler by the coward Adolf Hitler

Epic Cancellations in History: Caesar gets totally knifed for doing some problematic stuff to the Senate in Rome.

american crows plan, use tools, recognize humans and other crows, and can form interspecies friendships and partnerships. they like to play and goof around. along with only a few other species, they pass the mirror test - recognizing themselves in a mirror.

here's some crows playing in the snow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ta33bMB70

and a video about tool use: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDmCxUncIyc

they're corvids, related to jays, magpies, ravens, and ... other types of crows like the fish crow.

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today i saw an american crow!

this should be the national bird until such time as we finally move beyond the concept of nations. crows are gregarious scavengers that like to hang out together and sometimes they like to fuck around and play.

one of the crows i saw today spotted a flock of pigeons putzing around on the ground, divebombed them so they all scattered, then immediately fucked off. remember being a kid and chasing pigeons around? crows are #relatable.

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nope, not haunted at all!

o helo

rude

Actual line from an ad I'm watching:
"The hottest new razor is taking the men's grooming world by storm."
Taking the men's grooming world by storm.

this is not a perk. this is a threat

Wikipedia editors are the only people who can get into a furious argument over the national origin of hummus

this can't end poorly