Sticky toot

Me: I'm such a good rich person...(I say as my Zeppelin flies over my private island and I search for my human quarry)...I mean it is a tranq gun unlike Bezos.

Sticky toot
Sticky toot

Stages of tooting
Draft: Delusion (this is good!)
Toot: Pride (nice)
First minute: Cockiness (can't wait to see how people react!)
5 minutes: Doubt (mmmm, maybe they haven't seen it yet)
15 minutes: Anger (I hate you all!!)
30 minutes: Denial (It much be Orleanists shadow banning me!)
Unknown: Acceptance (yeah right)

Sticky toot

hot take 

so Michigan pharmacies handed out free Narcan today. no id or even a name needed so it's not like they were stalking addicts. hope i never have to use it, but i got it on hand if need be!

every time I hear an English person pronounce tomato I start humming you say tomato I say tomato.

Apparently I have to renounce Satan tomorrow. Mixed feelings about that

Politics NYC/SCOTUS 

Politics NYC/SCOTUS 

Politics NYC/SCOTUS 

Really annoyed at people right now. Someone leaving their open beer can on street as they get into the Uber and then someone vaping in the subway

Cellphones used to be mostly about making calls now it is the least important part

On fun thing of an ex who is someone in the film/TV crew world is wondering if you will run into them as you walk by a set

Trying to guess what my take home will be for this week. I worked more then last week so likely more withholding tax so who knows.

New travel channel show idea: man vs. nose. I go on a quest to find the most putrid stench in America

I wonder if the original Out of Towners holds up. Been a long time

It's widely acknowledged that New York is a stinky city. But what truly makes it special is the variety of stenches it offers. You may run across three uniquely horrid smells within one block. That's the New York City difference. "Mamma Mia!"

As I tell my friends
Mi casa es mi casa

get the fuck out of here

Criticizing me in any way causes me to perform emotional labor without my consent

So next time I have a "bad take" or am being an "asshole"

cash.app/$laser5000

Work complaining 

torture reference 

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