Awesome @whiskeysailor@radical.town

Me: I'm such a good rich person...(I say as my Zeppelin flies over my private island and I search for my human quarry)...I mean it is a tranq gun unlike Bezos.

You have one punch, who do you punch?
A) Ted Cruz
B) Tom Cotton

how I look when you don't fav my funny toota

Stages of tooting
Draft: Delusion (this is good!)
Toot: Pride (nice)
First minute: Cockiness (can't wait to see how people react!)
5 minutes: Doubt (mmmm, maybe they haven't seen it yet)
15 minutes: Anger (I hate you all!!)
30 minutes: Denial (It much be Orleanists shadow banning me!)
Unknown: Acceptance (yeah right)

The New York Yacht Club is the most successful sports club in history, puts the Yankees to shame.

I didn't know that CrossFit was
1) actually branded
2) conservative

Honestly it seems obvious unlike the hot yoga guy

F train express is literally slower than the G local. What the fuck!

Of course this monster is also a sexual pervert

(with heavy heart press Toot! button)
Spare the toot spoil the fedi

What is the most confusing NYCTA station?

Life is like a cheap ill maintened rollercoaster and we all just waiting for the badly connected section to throw us off.

So glad that Trump is going to solve the medicine crisis like Insulin by (checks notes) appointing the man who did it to HHS and then (checks notes) make them tell you how little you can afford because (checks notes) you have no choice.
Awesome
Awesome awesome
AWESOME