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Me: I'm such a good rich person...(I say as my Zeppelin flies over my private island and I search for my human quarry)...I mean it is a tranq gun unlike Bezos.

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politics poll Show more

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Stages of tooting
Draft: Delusion (this is good!)
Toot: Pride (nice)
First minute: Cockiness (can't wait to see how people react!)
5 minutes: Doubt (mmmm, maybe they haven't seen it yet)
15 minutes: Anger (I hate you all!!)
30 minutes: Denial (It much be Orleanists shadow banning me!)
Unknown: Acceptance (yeah right)

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hot take Show more

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F train express is literally slower than the G local. What the fuck!

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about time they put a gosh dang escalator on Mount Everest. Somebody's gonna get hurt one of these days

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I would honestly rather have the mad max version of dystopia than depending on the noblesse oblige of fast food monarchs.

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gamers rights, chipotle Show more

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(showing a caveman a blender for the first time) Look at this shit. Look at it. Look what happens when I throw a bunch of raw meat in there. Don't stick your hand in it. No, it can't blend rocks. Stop that

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standing on a train, just absolutely fucking livid about curvy wife guy

(with heavy heart press Toot! button)
Spare the toot spoil the fedi

What is the most confusing NYCTA station?

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Best Tuxedo color?

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trope I hate Show more

life thoughts a tad negative Show more

Politics medicine Show more

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There are two types of people on Earth, ONLY. It is this black and white, unfortunately:

•People who like their cereal crunchy and new.

•People who like their cereal soggy—in that the milk has made its way deep into the cereal—at almost the molecular level.

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