⛵ Corsair of RadTown @whiskeysailor@radical.town

Tired: hot air balloon duel
Wired: Zeppelin duel

Please to announce my new podcast!!
B&B: Beard and Bripe
Every episode I sit down with a 30 year old cishet man and we discuss our beards over a fresh cup of Bripe coffee

Me: I'm such a good rich person...(I say as my Zeppelin flies over my private island and I search for my human quarry)...I mean it is a tranq gun unlike Bezos.

how I look when you don't fav my funny toota

Stages of tooting
Draft: Delusion (this is good!)
Toot: Pride (nice)
First minute: Cockiness (can't wait to see how people react!)
5 minutes: Doubt (mmmm, maybe they haven't seen it yet)
15 minutes: Anger (I hate you all!!)
30 minutes: Denial (It much be Orleanists shadow banning me!)
Unknown: Acceptance (yeah right)

Sure, you could just do a normal election but isn't doing an Ouija reading just better?

If getting elected is the most important thing then no one should care about which candidates would get the most votes but the most votes in maybe 5 states (PA, FL, MI, WI). Democrats have only lost the popular vote one this century but it doesn't matter

Would anyone be shocked that he is a racist about Chinese because he is

I always try to tip buskers

Someone, take me phone now

I've may have had one too many

I should go to the movies more

Last call

Andy Byford last day. So glad Cuomo has already filled, oh, wait, he hasn't. Who knows when or if he will ever let another person have enough power to draw praise away from him

Love how both Apple and Google are basically doing antitrust things in really different ways

Looks like Apple may allow users to at least choose default browser and mail app for i products. Clearly they are worried about antitrust investigation

Fed Reserve still has a hold on Wells Fargo from growing if that tells if they have actually fundamentally changed

Wells Fargo crimes are just the outcome of capitalism and lose regulations

Wells Fargo paying 3 billion for their crimes seems low. Should have bankrupted them and then nationalized them. No sympathy to any current shareholders, they knew what they were doing when the bought/held the stock even after the news become well known.

Still waiting for a network to pick to my odd couple remake, about two prison inmates who could not be more different: LaRouche and Bakker. One is a Platonism communist cult leader and the other is a charismatic preacher fraud.