starboard, starboard!!! @whiskeysailor@radical.town

Please to announce my new podcast!!
B&B: Beard and Bripe
Every episode I sit down with a 30 year old cishet man and we discuss our beards over a fresh cup of Bripe coffee

Me: I'm such a good rich person...(I say as my Zeppelin flies over my private island and I search for my human quarry)...I mean it is a tranq gun unlike Bezos.

how I look when you don't fav my funny toota

Stages of tooting
Draft: Delusion (this is good!)
Toot: Pride (nice)
First minute: Cockiness (can't wait to see how people react!)
5 minutes: Doubt (mmmm, maybe they haven't seen it yet)
15 minutes: Anger (I hate you all!!)
30 minutes: Denial (It much be Orleanists shadow banning me!)
Unknown: Acceptance (yeah right)

The New York Yacht Club is the most successful sports club in history, puts the Yankees to shame.

Glad I had two as one cover lost the fastenings

I'm sorry but Disney did the best Robinhood version

Puting a duvet cover on a duvet is just annoying.

I slept so badly last night I'm already exhausted

I'm still amazed that Utah tourist board allows images of alcohol!

Perhaps not the best researched....

A car isn't a classic if it has a VIN number that is ISO offical

I don't shave when I'm sick so I currently have almost a week of growth and I can't decide if I should just let it go or shave it Monday

I went onto Ben Garrison website and now I'm in shock.

I just realized not being on Twitter I've missed all the awful conservative cartoons.
:(

Why is it not Apple Music+?
It's is Apple TV+
Apple News+