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I think I want to try out a new name, which should be easy here because I’ve only ever been different versions of “volcano”.

I can be referred to as mar or mari for now.

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I’ve been waiting for another department for 30 minutes and the customer has been on hold with me this whole time. I can’t tell if this is good or bad for me; 30 minutes of fuckin around but I’m tethered to the desk

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God: *removimg Adam's bones* the mcrib is back baby

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Oh you're an atheist? Practicing or non-practicing?

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komm süsser tod voice 

I just keep
Fucking your Dad!
Fucking your Dad!
Fucking your Da-ad!

okay, I ordered a set of screwdrivers to pop open the laptop and clean it before the service appointment because I'm like 80% sure there is iced tea residue in the grill and I'm sure they'd make a big stink about it

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spanish classes really think i would ever speak to a spaniard lmfao

oh god, tmobile doesn't let you do *anything* to your account on their website if you're prepaid anymore. ffs, this was a something that already existed, and now i have to call some labyrinthine IVR to do anything other than pay my current balance.

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The difference between usamerican anarchist memes and latin american anarchist memes is that usamericans care more about doing propaganda than being funny while latin americans make memes about doing ketamine and wanting to be pegged

remember when tumblr was obsessed with that insanely horny video game that had a character fuck a dog version of himself as well as like, 3 other versions of himself? wild times

lmao, we knew juggalo makeup could fool AI, but now so can wearing a shirt that says "teddy bear", apparently

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I'd say anarchism is only represented in strawpeople , but every time I go to say it I see someone with the worst ideas about what anarchism is. So, it's more that strawpeople exist as strawpeople

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very bad shitpost; sexual and financial innuendo 

Having trouble “getting it up” (my credit score

nice to know that Biden is sticking with his campaign promise of "nothing will fundamentally change"

transphobic that Apple music doesn't have the full Floral Shoppe album

interesting that modern(?) witchcraft also has both an ontological and deontological school of thought, never would have thought of that tbh

it sucks a lot when you want or need to move and in addition to everything else you have to do covert fucking research to find out just how racist the average person is in the area you're looking at and whether you'll have a community. this is something that somehow never really occurs to white people who tell you to move to whatever region of empire is in vogue.

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No first names for me anymore or Justin will get mad! IT'S TOO MUCH INTIMACY!

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