riley (soft shells hard balls) @velexiraptor@radical.town

im putting this back up on this account because Reasons and Who's Gonna Stop Me

someday im gonna publish a book called Hi Fellow Trans Dykes with the name on the cover in big capital letters and it's gonna be in every fuckin bookstore

the pages are just my phone number, email, discord, and mastodon, and the words "call me"

toronto's most eligible dyke 2020 (selfie, eye contact, )

mostly it's stuff like "the GM is a vampire and hopelessly in love with her crush, the girl who plays the cleric and is secretly a werewolf"

there's like one episode where they end up inside the game world but it's a one-off where they poke fun at isekais

scripted actual play podcast where it ends up turning into supernatural metaplot and drama that actually has very little to do with the game itself

never mind my various brain shit, none of that counts because axiomatically im normal and okay

against calling myself mentally ill because i am simply not the kind of person who has mental illness, my family was too aggressively whitebread suburban nuclear "normal" for me to be anything but neurotypical and the perfect little worker bee for the next generation of neoliberal capitalism

in true university of toronto fashion, i will continue to not give a shit about them or root against them as becomes necessary

oh my god my university has a blaseball team apparently

who authorized this

hmm

in retrospect i should've realized that these $5 earbuds are $5 for a reason

holy shit this cider is so good, i found a Good Cider and im just gonna order it anywhere i can

so many pretty girls in the world and they all think im hot and i even get to date one!

she are from chicago

conspired: women in (chicago firefighters blaseball) uniform

tired: women in (military/police) uniform
wired: women in (firefighting) uniform
inspired: women in (sports) uniform