Lotion seller! Winter has come and I require your strongest lotions.
@turtlebirb Your skin could not HANDLE my lotions! My lotions can make a DRAGON'S skin soft and supple, let alone a bog witch!
@turtlebirb wintertime hands bid me travel straight to the shea butter and to the lanolin, batter me up baby. This year my chief skin evil so far has been dealing with the concrete finishing, my fingerprints might be at full strength finally after nearly ablating away. If you are allergic to lanolin, they do sell hypollergenic lanolin, it's adjacent to the breastfeeding supplies probably.
@turtlebirb my lotions are too strong for you.
@turtlebirb when truly desperate, i fill in the cracks around my nails with bag balm
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