@redcosmonaut hooking electrodes from my chest to a vibraphone but it just keeps playing the m*a*s*h theme song
Felix biderman voice
@triz in this world your either an epic redditor for da lolz or a UwU softy tumblrina
when my first child was born, so was i. i became... faster, in a way. like i could move in a blink, but only for small steps.
i could leap to catch something across the room in an instant. i never thought of it beyond reflex until i stepped to catch a bottle behind the couch, and found myself there without leaping over.
and so my child grew and matured until finally on that fateful day, fourteen years on, when my child shouted.
"it's not a phase, mom!"
"no," i replied, "i am the phase mom."
@triz perhaps a little deception is necessary before we unravel into our true selves in these trying times
@triz I never did an intro post because I want people to experience the terror firsthand
@triz piss wizard is a cocoon we can all be comfortable in, as we prepare our wings
@triz it's extremely fortunate the dmv was basically completely empty except for me or this probably would have happened
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