@007 Ha Ha! What a great post! Thanks for sharing this on my TL (time line) ...
me, great at pickup lines: hey, that lipstick looks great on you. it'd look even better on me.
b-by way of kissing. cause..well, yeah. you, you get it
jk she's probably sleeping or working. i got spoiled with attention while she was unemployed. valid too be busy
piss in one boot, shit in the other, and tell me it's raining
re: injury, gore, surgery, whalewatching (end)
The fediverse is absolutely stuffed with folks who somehow inspire simultaneous hilarity and rage.
You, ma'am, have just joined that hallowed list.
injury, gore, surgery, whalewatching (end)
@triz never gonna stop thinkin about this, not sorry
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