Sticky toot

Hi everybody! I am a digital refugee from the sinking colony of knzk.me, which will soon fall beneath the troubled waters of the web.

Hey Mastheads what are some good podcaaaasts

I really loved Woodland Secrets and Dadfeelings (RIP) and now I'm listening to Trashfuture all the time but I need a break from their madcap energy

One day, the inventor of USB will die.

They will try to lower his casket into the grave.

It won't fit.

They'll have to raise it out, turn it around, and lower it in the opposite way.

Then it will go in.

I am a man, and I should dress like a woman if I were not such a coward.

That is, I should revel in velvets, in silks and satins, in plumes and ruffles, in rich or delicate colors, in daring and dashing modes, in endless variety suited to my whim, to the weather or the occasion. It would be great fun. It would be an artistic gratification. But I don't dare.

In the days of knighthood, when men were really breve, they out-dressed the women; but in these degenerate days we do not venture our fancies beyond cravats. No man in modern times has dared to dress as he pleased, except Oscar Wilde, and we buried him with craven hisses.

We men rail at women's fashions, but in our hearts we know ourselves to be the slaves of fashion, of one dull, deadly, monotonous fashion, which we hate, but from which we are too cowardly to free ourselves.

-- Life magazine, February 1916

guy at work: you're great to have as an audience for a presentation. you're always nodding and making intensely interested facial expressions

me (in my head): yeah that's why I'm so good at sex

cw - la drogue 

If you ever really dislike a podcaster's voice, try to find a photo of them - they might be really hot and the you'll have to listen to their entire podcast for that reason

Brain exploding take - you can just replace "capitalism" with "the market" in every sentence when you're talking to non-leftist people and they'll nod and think that you are very smart instead of dismissing your ideas.

If you ever really dislike a podcaster's voice, try to find a photo of them - they might be really hot and the you'll have to listen to their entire podcast for that reason

Just realized that the framing device and opening scenes from The Fifth Element (1997) are a direct rip-off of the Heavy Metal movie (1981).

-Scientist uncovers ancient alien artifact

-Reluctant taxi driver rescues alluring redhead who is somehow connected to the artifact

The documentary "Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin" is now available for streaming over on PBS' website! I've very much wanted to see this since I heard about it a year ago.

pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/w

using stupid horse by 100 gecs as a gateway drug to get zoomers into ska

Hormones / Drugs 

@popstar "why do you have so many guns? what's your power? why are you called The Ox?" "Because people ox me a lot of stupid questions, Timmy. Now keep your head down, I'm a terrible shot."

my grim morning mood.
the swamp, by bertolt brecht.

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