Current record holder for "World's Most Kicked Ass"
You're a bot that posts prime numbers and that's valid and I love you
I propose we simply change today to "Anonymous Valentine's Day"
You put the rad in radical dot town
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Your clown outfit is brighter and sexier than mine, and instead of being jealous I love you for it.
ME: Games, hark!
none of the rich
Wayne's World, but with Wayne and Squirrelly Dan from Letterkenny
Hungry Hungary Hipsters
the fediverse is the great great great great great grandnetwork of the federation from star trek. you can tell because everyone has weird-ass alien names.
dumping yells into the yell hole
sign my petition to make all members of the US congress stand on the roof of the capitol building and "Do The Bartman"
my ass is very large and stupid, therefore qualifying me for the classic title of "big dumbass"
*giant douchebag nerd voice*
ACTUALLY, the Wars are between a bunch of people and a big space station, not an actual Star.
Societys gone down ever since we started using guns instead of swords as our main weapon
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Imagining every newsagent being packed on the day of "Oi love, I'll 'ave a wank license then"
my followers,,,, re-tooting me,,, their unleashing my TRUE POTENTIOL,,,
@tjmuessig forgot my penny one time and played it off like I meant to
Minions are mutant Simpsons and if you doubt this, you are a fool.
cbd infused peeps
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