TJ Muessig @tjmuessig@radical.town
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Current record holder for "World's Most Kicked Ass"
Joined Jan 2019
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TJ Muessig
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fandom is the tool through which studios and publishers save marketing money by making their audience work for free
The future of America is like 70% of people being divorced because women want a nice life for everyone and men want to live in a groverhaus and play war games all day.
TJ Muessig
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The year is 2020 - "Not masturbating" is an established idealogy
West / Musk 2020
"All hail the brain worms"
Kirby Super Star Wars
Waking up in a cold sweat, fumbling as I grab for my phone in the dark so I can open this app and post "Borat was the first wife guy."
TJ Muessig
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should have my website show a message if you _don’t_ have an adblocker installed recommending that you get one
Aircraft Carrier? More like Air CRAP Carrier. Folks,
Aynrandis Morissette
Will Wright presents: SimpCity
Leisure Suit Legolas
Ayn Rand's Atlas Simped
What is the state of the Olive Garden Discourse? What is currently Olive Garden Praxis?
I'm running a Bowazon through Diablo 2 right now and I got this bonkers rare circlet from an imbue. Thanks, Charsi!
Try new Honey Nut Juggal-Os! Be down with the clown as part of this dope-ass breakfast!
Insane Clown Positioning System
More like the Central INCEL-igence Agency, amirite?
TJ Muessig
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Frasier, but instead of Frasier and Niles it's the Valentine brothers from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, and they mistake Sam's bar for the headquarters of the Hellsing organization and, well, it's a mess.
Frasier, but instead of Frasier and Niles it's the Figaro brothers from FF6 and every episode is about their schemes falling apart because Edgar is too horny and Sabin doesn't understand high society
The Great Barrier Queef
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Current record holder for "World's Most Kicked Ass"
Joined Jan 2019
