Going through one of those full body scanners at the airport and asking for a copy of all the revealing pictures they take so I can always have ready, at a moments notice, photographic evidence that my dick and balls are safe and secure.
The cool thing about my life is how 75% of the other people in it seem to have nothing better to do every day than try to find ways to shit all over my mood. Literally just call me up to ruin my day. Thanks. Great.
Just now receiving word that Mastodon's own Garfield has reached an agreement with the Lasagna Cat youtube channel to produce new content for HBO. Stay tuned for updates about this new "Garfield Cinematic Universe"
I'm thinking about how after Trump got elected we were all told we would see a flourishing of art under this newfound cultural conservative duress, and yet every single piece of "resistance" media has been just the most embarrassing shit.