Current record holder for "World's Most Kicked Ass"
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Hey remember Quizno's? Yeah not bad sandwiches. Started the whole "toasted subs" phenomenon. Too bad they all died in that sandwich oven massacre.
A Finely Crafted Lewd Toot Show more
Hey remember back in high school when you used to call him "Weird Al Yank-a-dick?" Yeah you thought you were pretty clever. Well guess what buddy... today he's yanking dicks all the way to the bank!
going on nextdoor is like going to the boomer zoo. look at the funny olds, see how they talk to each other.
Hey comrades, come on over to White Castles to learn all the latest smoke break lifehacks
If I were my code I would simply not have any bugs in me.
The 'H' in “Tankie” stands for “Human Rights”
I feel like there's something really fitting about the entire media aesthetic of the 21st century being turned into "edgy clowns destroy everything."
Why is Jim Carrey doing ahegao in the poster for A Christmas Carol?
lewd, also a bad Donkey Kong Country joke Show more
Sucky Dong Country
Star Trek VI: The Donkey Kong Country
Jeoffpardy, Jeopardy for guys with dumb spellings of Jeff for a name only
leavin' scat logs in your chat logs
Excited that I get to see both Salt n' Pepa and Red Hot Chili Peppers at the upcoming Condiment Fest
pretty darn lewd Show more
Ah shit, knicked myself shaving
*Ryan Stiles from Whose Line voice*
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Harry Potter and the All-Beef Hot Dog
Golf is called that because that's the sound you make when one of the balls hits you right in the nards
my favorite spiderman villain Show more
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