TJ Mistletoe @tjmuessig@radical.town

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Hypin' bripe on Skype

Columbo No. 5

YOU: It's unfair that the studio that fixed the Sonic movie all got fired.

ME: They were the unlucky flesh offered up to the Blue God, that He might make execs great sums of money as He devours all.

Gamers have taken the UK. I repeat, gamers have taken the UK. Regroup at the English Channel and await instructions for counter-attack.

Mayor Pete's Mayonnaise Meetup

Police Quest DSV

Or, if one prefers, The Jorker (Jorts Joker)

The Oker (Oklahoma Joker)

Mastodon was developed entirely by people wearing jorts. "Fetch me my programming jorts" they would say.

Just now dawning on me that Old Yoda might have possibly fucked. I am not in the right headspace for this currently.

When I was a kid I loved Dr. Wright from SNES Sim City and I would draw him in my school notebooks. That's as cool as I have ever been and the bar has only gone lower since.

Space Wars starring Luke Lightsaber

always a bridesmaid, never a bripe

will.i.am murderface murderface murderface

Insane Clown Progressivism

Planning on raising my kids by living with them in my car and never talking to them unless absolutely necessary. I call it Mandalorian Parenting

The Nick Cannon, a cannon that fires only Nicks