exhausted & eldritch @tan@radical.town

Artsy instances, look here. I'm trying to get a (queer) friend to join Mastodon especially since she just launched her first Kickstarter.

If you're on an artsy / creative instance and would like to send me an invite to it. Feel free to do so here! (DM preferably)

BDSM - Boston Dynamics’ Sex Machines

someone: you seem to hide so much of yourself behind layers of posture, i want to know the real you
[naruto music swells]
v.o narration: it's too late, you already dug your grave, prepare to see the full strength of my Ultimate Isolation Technique: Social Iron Maiden
me: it's cool thank you anyways

if you try to "see what im really like on the inside" or "relate to my struggles" you will be trapped inside my 8 layer impenetrable communciation labyrinth

how can you say these two are not gay and married

From https://twitter.com/urbanfriendden

instead of "sir/madam", consider "traveller"

- gender neutral
- fun to say
- acknowledges the endless journey of the soul
- makes you feel like a medieval tavernkeep
- you absolutely can't risk misgendering a wandering swordmaster

kinda fucked you can't play Hardcore mode on Minecraft with the bonus chest

kinda fucked you can't put the game on Peaceful in Survival, but opt to still have the hunger mechanics

kinda fucked that 'difficulty' in games is viewed as a fucking monolith

Le Capy du Soir

#TeamCapy // #Capybara

2009 was a decade ago

everything changed when the lumps nation attacked

current contents of brain: Avatar Time

There are five cardinal elements that guide and shape reality as we know it; Fire, ice, candy, slime, and lumps.

sometimes i am an mossy nymph leading you to certain doom, sometimes i am a whisper on the wind telling you to stay away. it's called 'being a complex being', sweaty.

the bog lights leading you to your death? its just me, your local swamp hag lighting up many fat doobies as i float around my domain

Jalad! At the Tanagra