Disgusted that detective pikachu destroyed my theory that the mandible hair shape and ball joints on mr mime meant he had an exoskeleton..........

putting The Mask on Mr. Mime and ending the world

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me trying to figure out whatever fuckwittery is happening on this website tonight

"There’s only so much that hate can build up in a place before it starts hating you back… I don’t know what’s in the attic, or if there’s anything up there at all, and I don’t think I want to." geostatonary.tumblr.com/post/6

I've only comitted horrifying dwarf crimes once

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@ItsMorgan I really wish my nobles would stop falling asleep in rooms filled top to bottom with cage traps just because I told them that was their bedroom. It's annoying to continually empty out the cages over the volcano only to realize some lazy noble has fallen asleep inside one of them.

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@Colophonscrawl i believe in the dwarf fortress system of governance: some noble schmuck asks for things, and when they get too annoying they mysteriously fall into a cave system

if theres any sci fi villain that would build giant statues of themselves to fight\crush nonbelievers in despite it being incredibly impractical, it would be the goauld.

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It’s mean to plant a tree inside of a building where it might die of loneliness

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me as an elf passing the time as I wait for a civilization to reclaim the dead city since I'd rather not move

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@lesbianhacker i wasnt sure if it was christina aguilera either after i posted it..

after a google, you are right! but that it seems like it's just a quote where she listed lady gaga but as an example of one of many cds she did it with. so likely all the greats

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i regularly remember about chelsea manning smuggling data on a fake britney spears cd

or rather, it wont let me select text. either way!!!

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how DARE you interfere with the basic functions of my browser and interface. You're not in charge, here.

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netflix won't let me copy text on its interface adskjhasdhasd

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