exhausted & eldritch ✅ @tan@radical.town

british weezing are class traitors which is why they wear tophats, etc.

I'm Dieman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkNV-0O1ya8

death stranding mod that replaces the protagonist with ramona flowers

bringing 50 gnome hirelings solely so I can throw them at monsters for distractions.

the inn\tavern thing from over the garden wall where they sing what their names\jobs are, but it's the characters from death stranding.

catgirl laughing at catnip stock footage

your pockets being filled with knives may be why your hands are covered in blood and it may not necessarily involve anyone else

You just finish eating your cup of tea and suddenly your pockets are full of knives and your hands are covered in blood.

eating frenchfries tomorrow and I am already excited.

Moving to midsommer and immediately becoming a murderer

Possibly including the gods

The NPC union is extremely powerful because it has all the villains AND the old heroes and teachers.

if I were a publisher I would simply forbid my game studios from implementing bugs in their games

Retired archmage who just hangs out in the players homebase and eats their icecream and gives cryptic advise before pretending she did all the work.

Player asks how I got to the end of the dungeon and I just pull out my NPC Union card and tells them I've signed an NDA

Extradimensional timetraveller telling you that your universe sucks and your cosmology is a mess and she's amazed things exist at all.