Artsy Instance req + invite, please? 

someone: you seem to hide so much of yourself behind layers of posture, i want to know the real you
[naruto music swells]
v.o narration: it's too late, you already dug your grave, prepare to see the full strength of my Ultimate Isolation Technique: Social Iron Maiden
me: it's cool thank you anyways

if you try to "see what im really like on the inside" or "relate to my struggles" you will be trapped inside my 8 layer impenetrable communciation labyrinth

From twitter.com/urbanfriendden

instead of "sir/madam", consider "traveller"

- gender neutral
- fun to say
- acknowledges the endless journey of the soul
- makes you feel like a medieval tavernkeep
- you absolutely can't risk misgendering a wandering swordmaster

kinda fucked you can't play Hardcore mode on Minecraft with the bonus chest

kinda fucked you can't put the game on Peaceful in Survival, but opt to still have the hunger mechanics

kinda fucked that 'difficulty' in games is viewed as a fucking monolith

everything changed when the lumps nation attacked

adventure time 

whining 

sometimes i am an mossy nymph leading you to certain doom, sometimes i am a whisper on the wind telling you to stay away. it's called 'being a complex being', sweaty.

the bog lights leading you to your death? its just me, your local swamp hag lighting up many fat doobies as i float around my domain

hoofs are like black fingernails so they're inherently goth.

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