Happy boring cis couple do the gender reveal only to find nothing, because I, a thief, have stolen their precious gender. Good luck finding it, heteros.
@streetvalkyrie and I thought *I* was the trickster here.
I'm just doing queer supervillain praxis over here.
@streetvalkyrie you do realize this is how you get more management consultants
@streetvalkyrie like the phantom thieves of persona 5 but Steal Your Gender
@streetvalkyrie "Here's the big moment!" (pulls rope, curtains part, revealing an empty glass case) "...It's been stolen!"
I hope you give the gender to someone else who needs it :}
I'm liberating genders and redistributing them according to need.
yay! free and equitable gender distribution for all! 💜
Seizing the means of gender
@streetvalkyrie My hero! ❤
@streetvalkyrie Carmen Sandiego has stolen your gender!
Me: “oh no you don’t, bitch, that’s my job”
@streetvalkyrie can't wait to find it on the gender black market
@streetvalkyrie The Phantom Thieves of Gender
@streetvalkyrie ah yes, the gender-raptor was always my favourite feathered dinosaur
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