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Give 👏🏼trans👏🏼people👏🏼the👏🏼power👏🏼of👏🏼pyrokinesis

I s2g this is the most evergreen toot I've ever done. Hook it up to a generator, because it's a renewable resource, I tell ya hwat.

@gasp
So much shit resolved within the first 48 hours alone, seriously

@streetvalkyrie just carry a lighter and a thing of the fluid and yorue close enough :p

@queerchangeling
Yeah but you've gotta be able to combust bigger and spontaneously. For reasons.

@streetvalkyrie @queerchangeling And also have the ability to manipulate fire that already exists (fire bending?), for keeping out of harm's way.

@streetvalkyrie wonder what happens at 28 months. levitation? invisibility? the ability to smash capitalism?

@Olli_W_
At that point you acquire some extremely powerful and useful ability that jibes with your essential personality. It could be any number of things.

@Olli_W_
Nice! I'm probably going to get spacetime manipulation or just more pyrokinesis.

@streetvalkyrie why spacetime manipulation? what are you going to use it for?

@streetvalkyrie I start a fire in people's loins, does that count 🤔

@streetvalkyrie Can I have ice powers instead? I know that one movie made it kicthy, but I like the idea of being able to build stuff outta ice.

@streetvalkyrie shaving in the morning would be so much easier!

@streetvalkyrie the only super power I have left to give out is justifiable arson 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@streetvalkyrie but what if I prefer ice or electricity? Is that not an option?

@streetvalkyrie Too dangerous. Trans people are already far too hot just the way we are.

@streetvalkyrie I'm down, but what if they could choose which elemental powers to have?

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