this would make the world an objectively better place
So much shit resolved within the first 48 hours alone, seriously
@streetvalkyrie I'm 100% sure I couldn't be trusted with this.
That’s perfect go forth
@streetvalkyrie just carry a lighter and a thing of the fluid and yorue close enough :p
Yeah but you've gotta be able to combust bigger and spontaneously. For reasons.
@streetvalkyrie at how many months of HRT does this happen?
That timeline diagram says 14 months
@streetvalkyrie wonder what happens at 28 months. levitation? invisibility? the ability to smash capitalism?
At that point you acquire some extremely powerful and useful ability that jibes with your essential personality. It could be any number of things.
@streetvalkyrie oh for me it's definitely invisibility then!
Nice! I'm probably going to get spacetime manipulation or just more pyrokinesis.
@streetvalkyrie why spacetime manipulation? what are you going to use it for?
@streetvalkyrie I start a fire in people's loins, does that count 🤔
@streetvalkyrie Can I have ice powers instead? I know that one movie made it kicthy, but I like the idea of being able to build stuff outta ice.
@streetvalkyrie shaving in the morning would be so much easier!
@streetvalkyrie the only super power I have left to give out is justifiable arson 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@streetvalkyrie It's a good toot.
it's Very Good
I am the chief now
@streetvalkyrie but what if I prefer ice or electricity? Is that not an option?
@streetvalkyrie Too dangerous. Trans people are already far too hot just the way we are.
A risk I’m perfectly willing to take 🔥
@streetvalkyrie I'm down, but what if they could choose which elemental powers to have?
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