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Happy boring cis couple do the gender reveal only to find nothing, because I, a thief, have stolen their precious gender. Good luck finding it, heteros.

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Give 👏🏼trans👏🏼people👏🏼the👏🏼power👏🏼of👏🏼pyrokinesis

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Reposting this only so I can pin it to my profile because this is my self-theory

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Congrats to my garden dinosaurs on the hatching of their first chicks

based on social media's role in the growing momentum of the flat-earth movement and other unscientific nonsense, i have decided to start the following conspiracy theory:

humans are actually born with the ability to double-jump and it's suppressed by vaccines and water fluoridation and cell phone towers. brave video game designers keep putting double-jump mechanics in games to red pill us and awaken us to our true potential.

Depending on the typeface, I occasionally misread the word ‘unisex’ as ‘onisex,’ and get very excited, then very disappointed.

take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

I feel like my setting things on fire that should not be on fire, and you climbing things that should not be climbed has the same energy and I think we should sometime join forces to set a climb on fire or something. 👩‍🔬 🔥

Gonna climb Freeway Park as my first outdoor structure problem

When the HRT makes you cuddly: Caresstrogen

In case you're wondering - I don't troubleshoot potato cannons. It's just that my two years of being around Russian and Ukrainian swim teammates and a very sweary coach has not prepared me for this.

Bashing out technical support emails in extremely bad Russian and I probably asked this person to reboot their potato cannon.

"a blockchain would be perfect for this" is reliably a false statement

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