Scott Dracula @steviemcfly@radical.town

I had like 3.5 days of not being horribly depressed which was cool, glad my brain can still do that sometimes

She didn't know we were rent stabilized first of all

Management's lawyer was completely the fuck unprepared for court this morning because they gave her a mix of incomplete and incorrect info

Did you hear about the time Bond brought his German car-sub to the surface too quickly? Yeah, he got the Mercedes bends

Wish us luck, it's tomorrow morning

My roommates that are dating are changing the aesthetic and we're going from working our way to supreme art thot castle to wine mom palace

I don't understand using the phone for its voice features in 2019

Two of my roommates who are dating talk on the phone for long periods of time in the living room and post a lot of memes on facebook

If I were Paul McCartney, I would simply have a wonderful Christmastime

The court date is in two days. I'm definitely not gonna make it back to where I need to be but anything does help.

The fifth version is the mid-2010s deep house version

Nope they added at least one more, there are at least five now

As it turns out, I tweeted about this two years ago and there are four

THERE'S A THIRD VERSION AND IT'S A RAP REMIX WITH DJ SCRATCHES AND IT'S NOT THE SAME REMIX I MENTIONED BEFORE

I was on the phone with the cab company asking if a coworker had remembered to book a cab for a guest, and the guest reached over the desk and started flipping through the cab logs, and friends, don't do that