Scott Dracula @steviemcfly@radical.town

Going back to 2012 and teaching myself the word "cuckquean" so I can do a Fetty Wap parody

My browser doesn't like radtown a lot of the time but it is nice to scroll down the tl and see Jen, Mads, Healyn, people of that nature

Also in-unit washer/dryer which I have not had in years and have missed dearly

My best roommate and I are moving into a 2br with a private backyard and it rules

If Howard Stern made a Lego themed band and they made a documentary about it, it would be a shock jock block rock doc

How's everybody doing what did I miss?

SCOTT STAPP, ASKING FOR COMFORT BEFORE JUMPING OFF A DECK WHILE SOCIAL DISTANCING FROM THE LEAD GUITARIST OF U2: Hold me now; I'm six feet from The Edge and I'm thinking, maybe six feet ain't so far down

My personality is basically "doing a rail while listening to Heart of Glass" and "doing a rail while listening to Operation MOVE" in equal parts

Also if anyone who isn't a twitter mutual wants to be Nintendo Switch friends let me know

And she's realizing she and her brother need a moderating influence, which I would gladly have pointed out had I been consulted. Several things could happen with that apartment and I hope for the best of them but I think they definitely need a moderating influence and/or tiebreaker

My roommate and I finally had the conversation the other day about how her and her brother moving out without me was an unpleasant surprise, and she has since been saying how much she's going to miss me and how she wishes we could all still live together, and I'm being nice because she did apologize and own up to everything that was at all her fault, but I'm not being very sympathetic because it very much could have gone the exact way she's now wishing it had

The cracker discourse on twitter today where British terves argued that a man saying their children should do chores instead of them forcing their maids to come out and take transit in a pandemic is mansplaining and anti feminist was so white and bougie as to break my brain

But seriously folks it's not great that I can get drugs delivered more easily than my uninsured ass can get my prescription filled, I've been out of adderall for so long now and I should be taking that instead of cocaine, largely for practical reasons

When it comes to cocaine, I'm a new fuckin Dyson with advanced quiet boy engineering

When it comes to allergy snorts or taking Flonase, I'm a broken 1987 Hoover strapped to two asthmatic pigs

My roommate, I've gathered, thinks my allergy sniffles and coughs are cocaine related, which mostly means she thinks I do more but sometimes thinks I do less than I actually do

I usually shower daily, every other day at most, but between depression and quarantine, I went like 4 days, and the amount of grime I left in the tub is horrifying

I'm going to level with you guys and say that cocaine delivery is a bad service when you have ADD and no insurance and also it's a pandemic

I'm not in the concerning zone but also perhaps should not buy any drugs

DM me if you wanna go to each other's islands on the Animal Crossing

I walked up to the bodega window and there was a white couple trying to figure out if they had tonic without asking. I told the guy to check for them and the girl got mad that I called them white people

My roommate is now charging interest on the money she loaned the rest of us as we're paying for her brother's room because he has another apartment for this month. He moved back into that apartment just for this month specifically to justify not paying for his room.