Drunky Brewster @steviemcfly@radical.town

Anyone else have the stress reaction of getting the type of acid reflux that makes you feel like you're literally drowning?

A seven Nathan army couldn't hold me back

I went to Six Flags, got three candy bags
And went on the dumbest ride
It wasn't fun at all
It's pathetical

I tried to go to the mall but my keys were gone
So I had to walk home and I did it all alone
I had to climb in the window and I had to fall
Life without you is pathetical

I'm hittin the road on my motorcycle
And goin far far away
I moved into a house and the space was so small
It's pathetical

My living room's a matchbox
My one wall's as big as a Barbie doll
I went out to rollerblade, but the street was so small
It's pathetical

The song my cousins and I wrote for our band, whose name kept going back and forth between the Rainbow Dragons and the Golden Dragons for at least two years, was about breaking up with a live-in girlfriend, an experience we were all over a decade from having

The first cassette I owned was 36 Chambers but the first CD I owned was Hanson's Middle of Nowhere

When I was eight, my cousins got a promo cassingle of Hanson's MMMBop from a record store, and we all got super into Hanson before they blew up. and they inspired us to attempt to start a band

🎵 Tonight I'm gonna party like it's Tetris 99 🎵

Museum of Modern Squart

If u look like this DM me

My mom looks five or fewer years older than me

🎵 Digimon
Digimon monsters
Digimon are the monsters 🎵

It sounds like eugenics but with terrible rapping over it

Sometimes I remember the commercial for that boner pill called Nugenix and wonder who the fuck thought that was a good name

We have no HR at my job, so the only person to report that the GM is stiffing me to is the GM, which seems like a bad setup to me

There's a song on my work playlist that only comes on when I'm in the middle of something and can't shazam it, but it sounds like she's saying, "I just wanna go, 'Love me senpai, love me senpai'" in the chorus and I know that can't be it