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🎵 Well, the years start cumming and they don't stop cumming
Fed to the rules and you hit the ground cumming
Didn't make sense not to live for cum
Your brain gets smart but your head gets cum 🎵
Guests calling to ask if we have luggage storage for after you check out always give their entire life stories. Like, "Hey, we're staying there in a couple of months, and we'll be arriving at 4:27 PM, and then we're going to dinner, and we'll sleep until about 9 AM, and we'll check out at the regular time, and we're gonna go to Queens to hang out with some friends from college and my wife's sister, so we were wondering, can we store our bags for the day?"
A lot of my friends were mad at me at senior prom because I "went" with my ex from freshman year (to save us each $20 on tickets) but left in a limo with some popular kids because this girl who I didn't realize had a crush on me until ten years later when we were living in New York invited me to an afterparty that got canceled while we were all at Waffle House or IHOP or whatever
I'm just here so I don't get fined
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.