Scott Dracula @steviemcfly@radical.town

@steviemcfly mad men is true to it's theming and period in that every character that is not a straight white man doesn't really get a satsifying conclusion or focus on their arc

@selfsame this episode is sponsored by the letter bones

mastodon is like Sesame street where a muppet announces the word of the day and the whole town loses their shit over it

I'm on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. I'm breezing through every question on my way to $1,000,000. My plus one is sending me smoke signals with the correct answers. Meredith Vieira is none the wiser and just thinks the studio is on fire, which it is.

STEVE HARVEY: Name something you can milk
ME: a niplle,
STEVE HARVEY: Did this- Did she just say "niplle,"? How'd she manage to spell it that way while speaking? How did she say "niplle," in real l-
(Board dings and reveals "niplle," as the number one answer)

I was banned from the Wheel of Fortune studio after I spun the wheel too hard and it kept going for 12 hours straight. Pat Sajak tried to stop it at hour 3 and it broke every bone in his hands.

Getting amnesia right before going on Jeopardy and answering every question with "Where am I?". Nobody calls for help, they just think you're really bad at this game

Joker (Jean al roker)

Trebek: "So you had an interesting run-in with Ronald Reagan once, didn't you?"

John Hinckley, Jr: "Sure did, Alex - "

you love to see it!

XR, warning

bripe of frankenstein

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Redpilling