Scott Dracula @steviemcfly@radical.town

Moving over to @steviemcfly

All of the good instances are invite only, can someone shoot me an invite so I can prepare for the shutdown?

🎵 And if a Vengabus
Crashes into us
An interstate free disco
Is such a heavenly way to go

In the spring, I'm gonna give up my aversion to spreadsheets for forty days as a show of religious devotion and sacrifice. It'll be Excel Lent

My ex dumped me four years ago today

A family member loaned me the rest so while obviously I will accept donations, if anyone needs it more, donate to their post instead please

Thinking about the time in high school when the cute girl working the ice cream stand gave me my order for free and I just went, "Oh my God, thanks!" and walked away because it straight up did not dawn on me that she could have been hitting on me

My mom's state got their pandemic expansion back pay so she was able to loan me a bit. Now I'm back to being roughly $300 behind

Wind Waker Link was incel (involuntarily cel shaded)

It's time to resurrect the Vape Ape, I believe our scientists can do it

Wait, did we do the "run a Star Trek adjacent minor celebrity off the fediverse at the end of summer" thing again while I was offline?

One of my favorite bits two of my sophomore year roommates used to do at parties is decide on fake names to call themselves when talking to girls, but those names being the names of famous duos and thus obviously fake (e.g., "Okay, I'm John Madden, you're Pat Summerall, go!" and sprint into the party)

🎵 It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel bad

I hope I can get full internet back early tomorrow, this whole dodgy workaround bullshit sucks ass

I'm actually further behind because bills now and I don't have internet because optimum screwed up so I can't really look until tomorrow and I'm not sure what to do

The internet is out at my apartment because Optimum is trash and being alone with my thoughts and no distractions makes it too obvious how hard it is to not kill myself and how hard I work every day to make myself stay alive