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My mom is in town, so I went with her to my grandparents' house, and when I said I wasn't staying the night there because I desperately need to do laundry tomorrow, my uncle insisted several times that it was because I wanted "to get in that warm stuff"
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🎵 Well, the years start cumming and they don't stop cumming
Fed to the rules and you hit the ground cumming
Didn't make sense not to live for cum
Your brain gets smart but your head gets cum 🎵
Guests calling to ask if we have luggage storage for after you check out always give their entire life stories. Like, "Hey, we're staying there in a couple of months, and we'll be arriving at 4:27 PM, and then we're going to dinner, and we'll sleep until about 9 AM, and we'll check out at the regular time, and we're gonna go to Queens to hang out with some friends from college and my wife's sister, so we were wondering, can we store our bags for the day?"
I'm just here so I don't get fined
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.