The Main Dad @steviemcfly@radical.town

Once my freshman year of college, I came back from a weekend out of town to find most of the people on my hall gathered around my neighbor, who was drunk, eating out of a massive tub of cookie dough with a spoon, and talking about how he "cookie capered" his friend's room, by which he meant that he put cookie dough over the peephole and lock as revenge

Two unattended children are running David Lynchily through the lobby, back and forth, alternating between pterodactyl screams and overt threats of murder

Thanks to some donations (including one very generous one), the total (which was higher than I was calculating when I made this post) has gone from $2550 to $1310 (not including the $850 I have to have for next month). I’ll be able to contribute from my paycheck at the rate I should have been the whole time ($220/week) going forward, so the amount I still need is $1750 ($1310 + the $440 I should have saved this month already if I wasn’t trying to make up for the deficit). I seriously appreciate what everyone’s done so far, whether it be sharing or donating. You guys are the best.

Inspired by @realmaxkeeble talking about that Margiela fragrance in the Sephora thread, what's everybody's go-to fragrances?

Mine are Tom Ford Tuscan Leather and Ombre Leather 16

@nuttgodd rules

A guest slipped and fell in the lobby and That One Bellman made fun of his weight to his face while he was still on the ground

I have $200k in student loan debt, that shit is never getting paid unless I win the lotto or some shit

I called to try to get some kind of student loan relief and after twenty minutes they just hung up on me

I actually don't know if I'll ever be able to rent an apartment again if I have to leave this one for the rest of my life, unless I become rich somehow and can put down an amount up front currently unfathomable to me.

My credit score went down another 100 points because I can't afford to pay $2000 a month and they refuse to put me on a payment plan. I didn't know credit scores went this low.

Management had the brokers that are in charge of renting out the units in my building call us to try and negotiate an end to the rent strike wherein they do the one repair we want most, then we start paying again (including paying back rent) and trust them to "gradually, over time" fix the other problems. Which obviously is something we're gonna pass on.

Just caught my roommates' cats, who typically hate each other and are seconds away from fighting at all times, working together to use styrofoam blocks to climb into the trash can to eat bacon grease like some off-kilter version of Rugrats