going to actually try and watch this trainwreck, wish me luck
well that was a movie
now, to celebrate surviving that cursed film, I'm gonna go get a chili dog
honestly the homoerotic undertones between Tom (obligatory white dude main character) and Sonic is undeniable. friendship??? HA. Nice try Hollywood
honestly a little sad they didn't go with the horrifying "realistic" version first time around
The only part that genuinely made me laugh out loud is when Robotnik was testing out something in his high tech research lab, and the music was going right, like this was the villan's montage, he is surrounded by holograms and the like, and the power surged off and the music cut out so he used a lighter to find and switch a regular breaker labeled "evil lab" with tape.
the age old adage that film adaptations of video games suck holds true
today has been a GREAT day
that new avi is epic.
@horrowfide I like to do some seasonal sort of revamps of my microblog. keeps it fresh. keeps 'em coming back
are you going to see the movie today?
@horrowfide yeah (for the bit)
yeah i don't want to see it but i definitely will eventually.
@starwall come on fam, give us your first thoughts. what you got to say here
@CornishRepublicanArmy I liked eggman
@starwall "local mastodon twink says he's into thicc daddy capitalists out to destroy ecology" wow, fucked up
@CornishRepublicanArmy the Olive Garden product placement was really hamfisted
@starwall back in my day Sonic loved chili dogs and we stood by him for it
@CornishRepublicanArmy he does, but his cop friend likes Olive Garden
@starwall Sonic is friends with a fucking cop? boycotting Sonic games form this point forwards honestly
@CornishRepublicanArmy the entire movie was basically about a bored small town white cop and his dream to save someone. he meets an alien, who he consequently saves and thus he furfils his dream.
@CornishRepublicanArmy oh but wait he has a black girlfriend so it's *all* ok
@CornishRepublicanArmy yeah they really got us there, we can't even criticize this one
@CornishRepublicanArmy Also of note, the theater was VERY empty
@starwall lmao did people seriously walk out?
@CornishRepublicanArmy some did haha
@starwall perfect bj lips imo
@starwall the first version was way sexier.
i think i'll go and see it just for that.
@starwall I liked Detective Pikachu well enough
@starwall who’s gonna make the “tunes of anarchy” playlist
@starwall I hear they fucked in the directors cut version
@CornishRepublicanArmy it was during the hotel scene wasn't it? instead all that made it into the final cut was Tom "tucking Sonic into bed" like yeah, that is totally what happens in hotel rooms
@starwall you don't wanna know what those sheets looked like afterwards
@starwall thicc blue hedgehog cum all over the walls. I knew sonic was fast and all but wew, lets leave it at that
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