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πŸŒ‹ fire fountains 30 miles high
πŸŒ‹ enormous pyroclastic flows spreading ash, gas, and molten rock
πŸŒ‹ almost immediately turning half a continent into hell on earth
πŸŒ‹ 350,000 years of constant lava

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we'll make the yellowstone disaster movies look laughable

the Great Dying shall return, and this time, land plants won't barely survive

@CornishRepublicanArmy πŸŒ‹ total replacement with a layer of basalt the size of Siberia

@starwall y'know? I think I'm on board with this. I don't agree with everything Volcano wants, but damn they're the best choice in this election.

@starwall

Nah sorry. I've been Giant Meteor since 2000 and it's too late to turn back now.

@starwall Call it plan B. Point a Rod From God directly at Yellowstone and start making threats, because one of those right there could split the earth like an overripe melon.

@starwall I've built a lot of stuff in the nether in minecraft so I'm prepared

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