we'll make the yellowstone disaster movies look laughable
the Great Dying shall return, and this time, land plants won't barely survive
election season is really heating up 🌋
@starwall I want to know how the volcano feels about causing the direct destruction of all of humanity
@starwall just nuke yellowstone and set off a chain reaction that kills 80% of all life on earth. probably better than the alternative
@starwall what's your education policy?
@CornishRepublicanArmy 🌋 total replacement with a layer of basalt the size of Siberia
@starwall useful for sacrificing to our volcanic gods
@starwall fuck yes bring it on
@starwall y'know? I think I'm on board with this. I don't agree with everything Volcano wants, but damn they're the best choice in this election.
@starwall 🌋 you have my support
Nah sorry. I've been Giant Meteor since 2000 and it's too late to turn back now.
@starwall Call it plan B. Point a Rod From God directly at Yellowstone and start making threats, because one of those right there could split the earth like an overripe melon.
@starwall I've built a lot of stuff in the nether in minecraft so I'm prepared
@starwall the siberian traps were a chumps game
@starwall Clean geothermal energy readily available.
Just dump a chunk of that hot lava into your Stirling engine!
@starwall we've been working on terraforming earth into venus for two hundred years, with only meagre results
this would get us so much closer to the goal!
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