🌋 fire fountains 30 miles high
🌋 enormous pyroclastic flows spreading ash, gas, and molten rock
🌋 almost immediately turning half a continent into hell on earth
🌋 350,000 years of constant lava

we'll make the yellowstone disaster movies look laughable

the Great Dying shall return, and this time, land plants won't barely survive

@starwall I want to know how the volcano feels about causing the direct destruction of all of humanity

@starwall just nuke yellowstone and set off a chain reaction that kills 80% of all life on earth. probably better than the alternative

@CornishRepublicanArmy 🌋 total replacement with a layer of basalt the size of Siberia

@starwall y'know? I think I'm on board with this. I don't agree with everything Volcano wants, but damn they're the best choice in this election.


Nah sorry. I've been Giant Meteor since 2000 and it's too late to turn back now.

@starwall Call it plan B. Point a Rod From God directly at Yellowstone and start making threats, because one of those right there could split the earth like an overripe melon.

@starwall I've built a lot of stuff in the nether in minecraft so I'm prepared

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