Me: "Do you ever look out into the sky and imagine how far away it all is?"
Google: "No dipshit it's just 14 and a half feet away, christ get some glasses"

@starwall i kinda expected you to be like

google home: what needs to be improved
you: everything

@starwall lmao at this.

@starwall what is this a universe for ants?!

@starwall ah, the classic mistake

@starwall the observable universe is 29' in diameter If You're Observing With A Google Home tho

jus' 'cause you can see around corners doesn't mean it can.

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i wonder if that answer would change if you took it outside

@starwall Great pacing though :D

@starwall wow, yeah. The assistant on the phone says that too. 😂🤣

@starwall the blowhog blew up

@starwall I had a google home for exactly one week until I realized it wouldn't even let me use it as an alarm clock after I deactivated location tracking and other stuff in my google account

@starwall very hyped for when robots take over

@starwall
oh my god i can’t stop laughing

@starwall alexa knows what's up

@starwall i am overjoyed at this

@starwall oh shit i figured it out

it stops parsing "8.8x10^23 kilometers" at the x, and then assumes metric and defaults to meters

then converts to feet, which is pretty close to 29

@starwall
She right tho, my dick is 29'

@starwall Have you confirmed you're not inside a static warp bubble?

@starwall
That's holodeck size babey

@starwall I showed this to my parents and my mom said, "yeah, YOUR observable universe" and i died

@starwall one of my irl freinds that goes to the university told me that some kid said that the distance from the neucleas to the electron is 50x larger than the known universe xD

@starwall Wait, it's that episode of Star Trek The Next Generation! You're stuck in a pocket universe that's shrinking!

@starwall confirmed. #replication.

@starwall you can't PROVE that the universe isn't 29 feet, Starwall, you haven't been up there, but Google has, they must know something we don't!!

@starwall starwall this is the best hecking thing oh my goodness

@starwall yo you got you one of those models from inside Star Trek, The Next Generation, Season 4, Episode 5, "Remember Me"

Cool!

@starwall

I legit LoL'd.

@starwall STARWALL I LOVE THIS

@starwall
Have you considered that it means astronomical feet?

@starwall I can't see further than 29 feet.

@starwall guess it just got confused with exponents.

a google search for "diameter of the observable universe" returns 8.8m * 10^26, and 8.8m is about 29 feet.

@starwall i think google knows better than you

@starwall holy shit