CW: me yelling at a robot
Me: "Do you ever look out into the sky and imagine how far away it all is?"
Google: "No dipshit it's just 14 and a half feet away, christ get some glasses"
You can hear me break upon saying the words "send feedback"
@starwall i kinda expected you to be like
google home: what needs to be improved
@starwall lmao at this.
@starwall what is this a universe for ants?!
@starwall ah, the classic mistake
@starwall the observable universe is 29' in diameter If You're Observing With A Google Home tho
jus' 'cause you can see around corners doesn't mean it can.
i wonder if that answer would change if you took it outside
Maybe it's onto something
I mean there is a theory this is a simulation... Perhaps were in a 29 foot long server room?
@starwall wow, yeah. The assistant on the phone says that too. 😂🤣
@starwall the blowhog blew up
@starwall I had a google home for exactly one week until I realized it wouldn't even let me use it as an alarm clock after I deactivated location tracking and other stuff in my google account
@starwall it would respond to general queries web based just fine but setting a local on-device alarm? No.
@starwall very hyped for when robots take over
oh my god i can’t stop laughing
@starwall alexa knows what's up
@starwall i am overjoyed at this
@starwall oh shit i figured it out
it stops parsing "8.8x10^23 kilometers" at the x, and then assumes metric and defaults to meters
then converts to feet, which is pretty close to 29
She right tho, my dick is 29'
This is bad and I feel bad, but theres nothing we can do about it now 🤷♀️
@starwall Have you confirmed you're not inside a static warp bubble?
@starwall I showed this to my parents and my mom said, "yeah, YOUR observable universe" and i died
@starwall Wait, it's that episode of Star Trek The Next Generation! You're stuck in a pocket universe that's shrinking!
@starwall you can't PROVE that the universe isn't 29 feet, Starwall, you haven't been up there, but Google has, they must know something we don't!!
@starwall starwall this is the best hecking thing oh my goodness
@root it's pretty funny hahaha
@starwall wait how big is ur room starwall... what is the diameter...
@root smaller than that lol
@starwall dang it
@starwall nvm she just doin her best
@starwall yo you got you one of those models from inside Star Trek, The Next Generation, Season 4, Episode 5, "Remember Me"
I legit LoL'd.
Have you considered that it means astronomical feet?
@starwall I can't see further than 29 feet.
@starwall guess it just got confused with exponents.
a google search for "diameter of the observable universe" returns 8.8m * 10^26, and 8.8m is about 29 feet.
@starwall holy shit
@starwall hey so sorry I’m manspreading or whatever but... the universe is only 29 feet so I gotta take up 6 of those. Sorry
@evan We're running out of space
:3< @starwall i've watched þis several times & it doesn't get any less funny
why do you have an nsa listening device in your home
@mal it helps me do math homework
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