jesus fucking christ this home assistant is the dumbest piece of technology I've ever seen
You can hear me break upon saying the words "send feedback"
@starwall i kinda expected you to be like
google home: what needs to be improved
you: everything
@starwall lmao at this.
@starwall what is this a universe for ants?!
@starwall the observable universe is 29' in diameter If You're Observing With A Google Home tho
jus' 'cause you can see around corners doesn't mean it can.
...
i wonder if that answer would change if you took it outside 
@starwall
Maybe it's onto something
I mean there is a theory this is a simulation... Perhaps were in a 29 foot long server room?
@starwall wow, yeah. The assistant on the phone says that too. 😂🤣
@starwall the blowhog blew up
tom (normal) 🖲️
@starwall I had a google home for exactly one week until I realized it wouldn't even let me use it as an alarm clock after I deactivated location tracking and other stuff in my google account
@starwall it would respond to general queries web based just fine but setting a local on-device alarm? No.
@starwall very hyped for when robots take over
@starwall
oh my god i can’t stop laughing
lewd
@offtheball
@Taweret @starwall
Oh my God, you fucking beat me to.this joke by like thirty seconds
@starwall i am overjoyed at this
@starwall oh shit i figured it out
it stops parsing "8.8x10^23 kilometers" at the x, and then assumes metric and defaults to meters
then converts to feet, which is pretty close to 29
lewd, shitpost
@starwall
She right tho, my dick is 29'
@starwall
This is bad and I feel bad, but theres nothing we can do about it now 🤷♀️
@starwall Have you confirmed you're not inside a static warp bubble?
@starwall I showed this to my parents and my mom said, "yeah, YOUR observable universe" and i died
@starwall Wait, it's that episode of Star Trek The Next Generation! You're stuck in a pocket universe that's shrinking!
@starwall you can't PROVE that the universe isn't 29 feet, Starwall, you haven't been up there, but Google has, they must know something we don't!!
@NormalPopsicle @starwall Of course Google Majel, er, Assistant (internal project name was Majel) will tell you the same thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGChQd7XU5k
@starwall starwall this is the best hecking thing oh my goodness
@root it's pretty funny hahaha
@starwall wait how big is ur room starwall... what is the diameter...
@root smaller than that lol
@starwall nvm she just doin her best
@starwall yo you got you one of those models from inside Star Trek, The Next Generation, Season 4, Episode 5, "Remember Me"
Cool!
I legit LoL'd.
@starwall
Have you considered that it means astronomical feet?
@starwall I can't see further than 29 feet.
@starwall guess it just got confused with exponents.
a google search for "diameter of the observable universe" returns 8.8m * 10^26, and 8.8m is about 29 feet.
sleepyfox
@starwall holy shit
@starwall hey so sorry I’m manspreading or whatever but... the universe is only 29 feet so I gotta take up 6 of those. Sorry
@evan We're running out of space
:3< @starwall i've watched þis several times & it doesn't get any less funny
why do you have an nsa listening device in your home
@mal it helps me do math homework
Me: "Do you ever look out into the sky and imagine how far away it all is?"
Google: "No dipshit it's just 14 and a half feet away, christ get some glasses"