jesus fucking christ this home assistant is the dumbest piece of technology I've ever seen
You can hear me break upon saying the words "send feedback"
@starwall i kinda expected you to be like
google home: what needs to be improved
you: everything
@starwall what is this a universe for ants?!
@starwall oh my god i have never related more to a google product
@starwall ah, the classic mistake
@starwall the observable universe is 29' in diameter If You're Observing With A Google Home tho
jus' 'cause you can see around corners doesn't mean it can.
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i wonder if that answer would change if you took it outside 
@starwall the delayed delivery was so worth it
@starwall
Maybe it's onto something
I mean there is a theory this is a simulation... Perhaps were in a 29 foot long server room?
@starwall wow, yeah. The assistant on the phone says that too. ๐๐คฃ
@starwall the blowhog blew up
@starwall I had a google home for exactly one week until I realized it wouldn't even let me use it as an alarm clock after I deactivated location tracking and other stuff in my google account
@starwall it would respond to general queries web based just fine but setting a local on-device alarm? No.
@starwall or perhaps it is just 29 feet in diameter and everything beyond that is part of an invisible skybox you can never actually reach. 
@captainflarg according to Google you're right. I know because I Googled it
@starwall very hyped for when robots take over
@starwall
oh my god i canโt stop laughing
@starwall i am overjoyed at this
@starwall oh shit i figured it out
it stops parsing "8.8x10^23 kilometers" at the x, and then assumes metric and defaults to meters
then converts to feet, which is pretty close to 29
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@starwall
This is bad and I feel bad, but theres nothing we can do about it now ๐คทโโ๏ธ
@starwall Have you confirmed you're not inside a static warp bubble?
@starwall
That's holodeck size babey
@starwall I showed this to my parents and my mom said, "yeah, YOUR observable universe" and i died
@starwall Wait, it's that episode of Star Trek The Next Generation! You're stuck in a pocket universe that's shrinking!
@starwall you can't PROVE that the universe isn't 29 feet, Starwall, you haven't been up there, but Google has, they must know something we don't!!
@NormalPopsicle @starwall Of course Google Majel, er, Assistant (internal project name was Majel) will tell you the same thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGChQd7XU5k
@starwall starwall this is the best hecking thing oh my goodness
@root it's pretty funny hahaha
@starwall wait how big is ur room starwall... what is the diameter...
@root smaller than that lol
@starwall nvm she just doin her best
@starwall yo you got you one of those models from inside Star Trek, The Next Generation, Season 4, Episode 5, "Remember Me"
Cool!
@starwall STARWALL I LOVE THIS
@Aleums It's so fucking funny haha
@starwall
Have you considered that it means astronomical feet?
@starwall I can't see further than 29 feet.
Me: "Do you ever look out into the sky and imagine how far away it all is?"
Google: "No dipshit it's just 14 and a half feet away, christ get some glasses"