In the future the giraffes are striped red and white all the way up and have blinking lights on top to avoid colissions as they evolve to cross roads and duck beneath airplanes.
This was a very Sel thread @selontheweb
@starwall would they make beeping noises when walking backwards?
@BraixenIRL if there was a selection pressure for it yes
@starwall Jumping spiders already have the cuteness advantage. They just need to get bigger to be noticed more.
@starwall i hate this ☹️
@JohnBrownJr the future is an extreme version of the absurd present and only we can change that
@starwall they're just tryna have a blast!!!!
@starwall I love all of these a lot!
@sporks thank you thank you, there will be more
@lyliawisteria the trees will be wifi repeaters, the birds will coordinate GPS signals, the plants will be the grid, the streets will heal and grow, the bricks will be grown in fields like watermelons
@starwall THIS IS SO GOOD BOO
@starwall youve outdone yourself 💚💚💚
You absolutely should, this is amazing 🙏
@Lumb Oh shucks
@starwall The result of natural selection pressure caused by drones.
That's a candy cane...
@starwall in the future, cars play "back that ass up" when backing up
@starwall i like the use of the word "emit" here, this is a top shelf toot (TST)
Sorry, but after the queer revolution, WiFi will be outlawed and replaced by BiFi.
@starwall this is an incredible aesthetic tbh
@starwall is the SSID just the pigeon's name?
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