Starwall the Science Ball @starwall@radical.town

So I just sent this text to our upstairs neighbor who is also the landlord's son. The censored name in the text is a former roommate.

@shel Bussy (basement pussy)

uspol, go off AOC

I love when things are normal

@starwall YEAH AFTER THIS I'M LIKE

MAYBE THE PAGANS NEED TO BE SMITED AFTERALL LMAO

Becoming the pope, but as a bit

@starwall lava scented floral lamps

Imagine fucking up your life so bad the only two sections of your Wikipedia article are "Personal Life" and "9/11 Controversy"

Do the ehjovan people know that other people can see their posts? Also your avi doesn't have to be animated by tootdon

mastodon is crumbling and many blame william shatner being unable to find my ba-

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you know what. i cannot in good conscience complete that sentence.

@starwall @cawcawclack oh my goodness I agree!!! Absolute 10/10 fantastic account and person

@starwall most people don't know it but minecraft was actually reactionary constructivist propaganda funded by the athenian ruling class in response to dwarf fortress, an earlier work by diogenes

Minecraft was created by Plato due to his fascination with geometry. Thousands of years later, it was rediscovered by a Swedish gremlin.

That's it!! I'm CENSORING anybody who drinks bleach! I hate free speech, and anybody who drinks bleach in defense of their right to free speech on the internet will be BLOCKED!! #mastodev #freespeech

Walmart pride sparkles are terrible

That's why I love them

It's a satire of late Capitalism

And I like satire