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Please turn on airplane mode before talking to me

Physical archives? Nah baby I'm throwing that all into a grinder. Getting lost to time itself tonight.

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I hope you all asked for your parent's permission before going onto join mastodon dot org

"You're on thin ice" I say, falling through an ice sheet

Psychologically implanting a notification sound into your eardrums to make you search for what the fuck it was for half an hour

"Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do" I say, moments before doing something I know full well I won't feel repentance for.

I'm gonna have like 4 extra dimensions once I'm all done

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Becoming a shape incomprehensible to the human eye

my coworkers: you're always so busy :)
my house, currently filling up with corn:

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