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ENHANCE MY ASS
(This indeed didn't quite sound how I wanted it to)

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When the ad display at the bus stop works better than a tiny bus telematics screen that has been sitting there, inactive, for SEVEN YEARS, you know the system has the wrong priorities

edit:words

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the "crossing" in Animal Crossing refers to the game's central mechanic, betrayal

weird parent shit, vent 

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tylenol canada is "thanking" me on ig.

i think "thanks" should become the most offensive word you can hear come out of a capitalist's mouth. if a capitalist thanks you, break their legs.

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lyric nonsense 

I just ate potato chips with Tzatziki and am afraid of nothing.
Okay maybe moths.

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I'm trying to find someone who has a blue phone box in #AnimalCrossing because mine is brown and I really want the blue one because uhh TARDIS

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USPol / COVID 

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Re: elon fucking musk 

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@starwall Pretty sure all those starlink satellites can be remotely instructed to de-orbit, sending them immediately crashing towards Earth where they'll burn up in the atmosphere.

Any hackers up for the challenge?

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my brain: can i have a little free time in the morning?
me: to relax before we start doing schoolwork?
brain: yeees
brain: *actually procrastinates for 6 hours like a boss*

quarantine boredom, a 16yo's ramblings, germany 

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elon fucking musk 

coming out of the grave and I've been doing just fine but it seems like i have to approve followers again even though my account isn't private what the heck?

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oh no my father just sent me a news article copy pasted into a word doc

(to be fair, this gets around paywalls...)

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hydratez-vous et déserrez votre mâchoire, c important

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happy leap day, as if this nightmarish year really needed to be any longer

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sti shitpost, genital mention 

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