cutting my penne lengthways to use them as lasagne sheets

Watching the matrix, hope I understand it sometime

cutting my penne lengthways to use them as lasagne sheets

you ever have the misfortune of trying to buy something at myer and you wonder how the cunts are still in business

i finally have a working battery in my laptop, planning to stay as far away from a powerpoint as i can at all times

I sit in the front row of the cinema so I know how dogs feel every moment of their life

I hope the inventor of the internet logs on every day, sees posts like “pasta is a sandwich” and feels bad about it

block recommendation 

The fact that the church still has such an immense stockpile of the body of Christ can lead us to only one conclusion, Jesus was thicc as hell.

aliens don't know how to open doors, men don't know how to lock them

racism 

At what age do I become that Steve Buscemi skateboard meme

the human ear could have been a frisbee but we wasted all our potential on "focusing sound into the ear canal"

don't mind me im up to the isle of mists in the witcher and have begun my period of mourning

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