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coronavirus 

huh. latest take on coronavirus is simultaneously encouraging and personally terrifying

Good news: we don't think you're contagious for a full two weeks before coming down with it

Bad news: at some point during that two weeks, which likely varies from person to person, you are just a volcano of contagion for a day or two

this explains why we're seeing all these superspreader incidents and why masking works so good: anything to reduce you personally being a volcano helps a shitton

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railing against consumerism is just the TV-Y7 version of railing against capitalism

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Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with a gender? You may be entitled to compensation‬

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Just came on and my timeline is time-traveling

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Damn I didn’t know rage against the machine was political... I thought all their songs was about refusing to pay alimony to my stupid ex-wife

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remember back in january, when black people protesting democratic mayors was the fault of noted outside agitator bernie sanders

that was funny

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"I'm a skeptic."

Ok, can you show me some evidence of this thing you're asserting?

"Absolutely not."

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thinking about becoming a Staind guy in 2020, dont got much more going on. just seems like it would be funny

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have you ever read the wikipedia article on people performing surgey on themselves

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hello fellow white people. it's easy to post "fuck the police" and say "i would never call the police" and listen to millions of dead cops and think 1312 thoughts but! have you considered what you would do INSTEAD of calling the fash? no? how about a lil homework:

alternatives: uua.org/safe/handbook/alternat

deescalation seminar: youtube.com/watch?v=hrqfxEkE1n

12 things to do instead: sproutdistro.com/2017/07/28/ne

not being a bystander: vimeo.com/199947156

LOTS of links: docs.google.com/document/d/1_Y

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i am going to make myself into a blanket burrito and then forefully eject my soul from my body

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the term "whole ass mood" implies the existence of a "half-ass mod", which I think is more my speed

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Green Day could have just named themselves St. Patrick’s Day

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Just a little bit each day goes a long way
-One (1) flaming hot dorito
-a little fib
~the fountain of youth~

I would like to lay down underneath a gigantic warm pancake

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