After weeks of protests over racial injustice, the NBA has announced plans to ban Celtics fans

American Horror Story has been harboring our nation’s worst actors for years. If elected, I will bring them to justice.

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I do have object permanence. Just FYI. Like, peekaboo literally bores me.

Someone needs to take away the city’s super loud phone alert machine.

Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you but fuck 12

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2nd Pool Day: scores are out of 5 ⭐️

Air Temp - 87° F ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Water Temp - 80° F ⭐️ ⭐️
Drink - White Claw Raspberry ⭐️ ⭐️
Dive - 0
Was hoping things would have warmed up a bit but no luck. Tried a seltzer drink for the first time because I thought it’d be refreshing. Maybe lemon or lime would be better. Lost my second game of watermelon ball after my kid pulled off a real slick box out move. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Total Score - ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Watermelon Ball Record: 0-2

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When you’ve been quarantined with your wife in a tiny apartment and she leaves for a couple hours

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1st Pool Day: scores are out of 5 ⭐️

Air Temp - 87° F ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Water Temp - 80° F ⭐️ ⭐️
Drink - some kind of spiked strawberry lemonade ⭐️
Dive - jackknife x 1 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Did a bunch of yard work this morning so I was really hot and sweaty. Pool was a good choice but a little cold after a while. Played a rousing game of watermelon ball with my son. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Total Score - ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

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ANTHONY HOPKINS: This is it. My most perfect creation. And do you know why he’s so perfect?
TESSA THOMPSON: He, he has a look of... what is that expression? Maybe, shameful discomfort.
ANTHONY HOPKINS: That’s right. He’s a cowboy with IBS.

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Wow a lot of celebs got canceled: lana del ray, doja cat, joe biden—all for racism.

Just a friendly reminder that KNZK uncanceled himself one day by being empathetic and clearing up any misunderstandings

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Is there anything better than when you’ve got 80 feet of waterline and you’re nicely making way?

Having a large sandwich the size of a small sandwich

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