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please. i beg of you. i scarcely exist outside of the mind. my body is merely an opportunity for energy to focus itself and then collapse into thin air. please, please, i am begging you with tears in my eyes, attend me. witness me. I'm Happening tonight in San Francisco. 👇 tweeted by @Firefox

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I needed a cursed display name to match my avi

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Show me show me show me how to Joker's trick

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come to Los Angeles, November 2019 if you want a Blade Running

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ad hominem... plus sociopathy and psychopathy aren’t really recognized anymore. at least. i dunno. i think i read that in a youtube comment once

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the pope just rang me and told me that he's made me a saint for being really sexy and good at sex. so that's cool isnt it.

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White people (me) think successfully getting on a hammock is “overcoming adversity” (and I’m right)

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[a mafia goon who thinks that's slang for murder]: aw jeez boss it looks like da boys got pegged

For this post, please pretend I could still get into the burts bees account:

Fuck with bees and get some honey

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Ross has been in absolute top form these last few days. Just on fire.

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MY HUSBAND IS DEAD
I don't want to remarry
I only want to PLAY BALL
Shoot hoops with local milfs NOW!!!
CLICK HERE

I want to stay busy over the holiday break. Which should I do?

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ME, AS PSH: do you wield the rod? do you watch the news? do you remember fat dog?
JER, AS JOAQUIN PHOENIX: yes
ME, AS PSH: are you proud of the cum ritz? do you think about morality? do you think about gorillas hating from a cracked iphone?
JER, AS JOAQUIN PHOENIX, LOOKING AWAY: no i dont think about that
ME, AS PSH: YOU LOOK AT ME! YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU TELL ME YOUR OPINIONS ON BACK AT THE BARNYARD AND YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU SAY IT

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a detective in the 1930s saying, “i just cracked this case wide open bro” as he passes a soon to be mourning widow a beer

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Why are they called sapiosexuals instead of hmmbos

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Healyn Sports Hot Corner: Lou Gehrig was a real glory boy. "Hey everybody look at me". Play the game the way it's supposed to be played, buddy

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I pour a 4 I’m leanin
I pour a 8 I’m sleepin

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🎵Had to have high, high hopes for a living
Shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing
Didn't have a dime but I always had a vision
Always had high, high hopes🎵

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Guess jeans? I don’t have time for this bullshit!

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