This is the last one I’m making.
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Pendulous is a really smart-sounding word that I've only ever heard used to describe big breasts.
@ross okay, it’s a Tootdon thing. bizarre
Why are asterisks not showing up? This place breaks in the strangest ways
*Shaft voice* Blade!
@ross has posted stuff that's made me have to leave my desk at work to avoid having to tell people what i'm laughing about
Me wearing a little sailor hat and Iranian flag booty shorts that mike pompeo bought me, riding a jet ski across the gulf of Oman: “oh boy, I sure do love being Iranian” *barrels into the side of a tanker*
There’s an apartment building near here called rooster (cock) with a restaurant in it called bol (ball)
I had a cup of “safe to eat” cookie dough from a food truck and whether or not it will give me food poisoning is irrelevant because I can feel myself becoming diabetic. It is decidedly unsafe.
Caught my dog listening to a numbers station again 😔
BOOST if you agree that the only "Streisand Effect" you acknowledge is the tears that stream down your face while listening to her rendition of Send in the Clowns
*mark Cuban voice* I'm not acquainted with the expanded universe of Dune, I'm out.
Ok so basically,
The Red Sox absolutely refuse to score runs for Chris Sale. He has 2 immaculate innings, a CGSO, a 17 K game, a WHIP under 1... and 2 wins. Ridiculous.
i didn't know the UK existed until the release of Austin Powers
hey you guys check this out *my dick falls off* wait no fuck that wasn't it
female dentists are called dentresses
as the sole proprietor of womenarestupid dot org (since 2006), I'm suing those womenarestupid dot site assholes
@dev_ponies @ross only one of the best posts ever, that's all
I was very happy to meet KNZK GNAGs.
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.