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I’m at a higher risk of dying in a car crash because of my comorbidities (smoking, good hairline, wearing a leather jacket)

I’m at a higher risk of dying in a car crash because of my comorbidities (smoking, good hairline, wearing a leather jacket)

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“This life jacket requirement might as well be a straightjacket requirement” - me, America’s foremost drowning advocate

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Bucs coach Bruce Arians is driven by a lifelong desire to please two men

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My dogs restless leg syndrome is flaring up so excuse me if I’m not fixated on “not plowing through a farmers market”, okay?

🎵I love my wife to pieces
I’m happy to report 🎵

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If you're looking for something to keep you busy during social distancing, why not remember every time you said something embarrassing or made a joke that didn't land in front of someone you liked or respected?

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Definitely DO stop flying, actually. You are not going to intimidate the virus.

Hi, Big Pun here with a message from the health department. One thing you CAN measure with 6 rulers: The appropriate distance to stay away from others.

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some people say i have too many thirsty reply guys but i think that's an oversimplification

The governor has announced a total ban on exploring bodies and spaces

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Walking around outside silently judging everyone else for walking around outside

Remember when it was legal to have food in big trays for the public to breath on and eat?

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going absolutely apeshit in my lord's wheat fields

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