This is the last one I’m making.
Women pointing an laughing at my hairy red ass and balls? Well, that’s got Putin’s name written all over it.
jealous of my bird shit castle much?
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A WHITE PERSON ONLINE: i don't really see the big deal... i mean,
Improperly barred from the dads instance because they said slimer from ghostbusters is not really my child. Shameful!
For the 100th year in a row the Oscar for best sound mixing goes to the one guy who makes the dialogue the same volume as the sound effects
I just walked outside and saw a rock that looked just like a dick. Maybe I should call Comcast?
malcolm gladwell is Zach de la rocha
23:59 is the highest score you can get on a clock
If you told the people who do the “economic freedom” rankings that you wanted to build the US economy more like the economies they rank at the top of their lists (Scandinavia, NZ, etc) they would compare you to Stalin.
i saw the new tarantino movie and it was the happiest I’ve felt watching a movie in a at least 6 months or so
nasdaq says boobs are out, feet are in
Famously egalitarian mode of transport, the supercar
𝗙𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 @ fidelityinverted yield curve got me feelin some kinda way
Cujo has gone on adventures all over the world
@matt we took out all the u's because it stands for "u suck"
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