try our homegrown chamomile

tastes like sweat so you know it's real

bibtex has only made me cry three times today

morrowind is good and i want to play it again

I used to be ashamed of my musical taste, but now that's still true

Winter is the best time to do things outside because i'm the only person willing to go outside

The only good Rankin/Bass christmas movie is the one where Santa is raised by a mountain lion and fights orcs

Irony is bad because 5 years ago a guy flirted with me and I assumed he was just being an asshole, and I only just came to the realization that nervously calling me cute out of nowhere probably wasn't some sardonic joke at my expense

some malaphors I think about:

-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush

Stop saying that negative absolute temperatures aren’t real! They are, I seen them! They’re just really big!

Can two liquids flow through each other without interacting? 

Mastodon has too many fucking hot people on it. biggest drawback of this website.

Passive voice cannot be understood by anyone

The only thing the libertarians and I agree on is that I should be able to pilot a dirigible without a license

Every idea is bad. That's *why* we have them

For a proper cup of tea, you need to hand boil the water.

it was actually always cornmunism. they just had bad kerning in the 1800s

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Radical Town

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