Look, I’m just doing my incredibly racist and harmful job. Stop being mean to me!
@remulacfrommars Remember that time someone put like 3 shots through an ICE office window? Not bringing it up for any relevant reason of course just asking questions.
@radicalrobit I like remembering things, even if they’re not relevant
@remulacfrommars it's fun sometimes
@remulacfrommars Leave it to the New York Times to humanize the modern day gestapo.
@firescotch it’s breathtaking in its boot licking
@remulacfrommars ‘many agents have grown defensive, insular and bitter’ as if they weren’t twisted fucks before now
@dreadpirateyarr what one of them said was a long the lines of, “many of us dream of running into smoking buildings and taking down bad guys. Now we have to feed children, and it’s a bummer.” Fuck these people
@remulacfrommars someone wrote to the Dear Prudence column a while ago saying, "my husband is an ICE agent and suddenly my friends don't want to be friends with us anymore, how do I make them see that he's really a good guy," and Prudence was like, "oh, see, your husband is a fascist actually, your friends are right to shun you"
@Pixley Nicely done, prudence
@remulacfrommars won't someone think of the poor Gestapo volunteer?
@remulacfrommars this is very, very good
@remulacfrommars I see them driving around San Diego all the time. I always give the single digit salute! 🖕
@remulacfrommars poor guys (no)
@remulacfrommars i just want to be able to be unimaginably cruel and inhuman to a particular ethnic group without my conscience nagging me about it, please help me the new york times
> People actively hate us
Good, you've earned it.
@remulacfrommars They could always quit.
@remulacfrommars so border control is now racist? How dare they!
I just want to live in the alternate timeline where the headlines typically read: "ICE agent asked to put child in cage, punches boss in face."
The subtitle: "No charges filed. District attorney laughs at request for comment."
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