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Saw an ad for breathable underwear. I don’t want my underwear to breath. That means it’s alive, and what I’m making it do is weird

· Tootle for Mastodon · 9 · 40 · 89

@remulacfrommars Yeah, that poor little thing, having to breathe in your flatulence.

@remulacfrommars I never thought I'd have to worry that a fuckin garment would complaint about my farts

@remulacfrommars
Some action movie hero must have said, "If it breathes it can be killed."
So embrace the challenge!

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