Saw an ad for breathable underwear. I don’t want my underwear to breath. That means it’s alive, and what I’m making it do is weird

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@remulacfrommars what if your underwear was alive but really loved to be smooshed up in your ass cheeks

@popefucker @remulacfrommars underwear? breathing in MY asscheeks?

it's more likely than you'd think!

@remulacfrommars Yeah, that poor little thing, having to breathe in your flatulence.

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