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Sticky toot

Saw an ad for breathable underwear. I don’t want my underwear to breath. That means it’s alive, and what I’m making it do is weird

Sticky toot

Kids these days have to look at porno on random phones they find in the woods

Lou Degas: Alright, Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, and Jessica. From the top. I'll count you off. One, two, three, four, five...

Santa brought my wife some lingerie. And he got me a plane ticket to the other side of the planet!

I watched Home Alone 3 because my kids are completists. What in the hell is this bullshit? Kevin McAllister should be in every home alone. It should be a dual Sisyphus situation: he always has to battle the wet bandits, and we always have to watch. A new kid was a weak choice

Picture of my new tapestry/dirts christmas present, EC, boosts+++++ this is the best thing ive ever made 

a love letter in equal parts to Philly, to queerness, and to my best friend.

literature for the computer age 

MS Dostoyevsky

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Thanking all the people that don’t shovel in my neighborhood. Navigating the sidewalks is good core workout

i'm on the edge of glory and i'm hangin on a moment of truth

Recently finished my first day at the fulfillment center. It was disappointing

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*Third Eye Blind voice, to a gardener who's doing poorly*

I want you to step back from that hedge, my friend

Robbie Robertson: so, the next line’s, “take a load off, Fanny”

The Band: okay

RR: take a load for free

TB: hmm...

RR: take a load off, Fanny

TB: is that it? Please say that’s it

RR: you put the load, you put the load right on me!!

TB: oh for fuck’s sake!

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