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Saw an ad for breathable underwear. I don’t want my underwear to breath. That means it’s alive, and what I’m making it do is weird

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It’s cool Rowling’s publishers changed the philosopher’s stone to the sorcerer’s stone for American readers. For us, thinking hard is a kind of sorcery

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In retrospect, starting a restaurant called "Dinerrhea" was not a good idea.

My classroom is at 85. It's 10 outside. If I open the window, it'll average out. I can deal with it being 47

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Y'all remember when everyone here wouldn't stop talking about slime, in general. That was a fucking wild time.

Some of you have never taken a relaxing fjord cruise, and it shows

People love wide-open spaces, but have they tried long-open spaces. Where's the love for the narrow outdoors?

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I like mastodon because I follow a lot of people and I don't think any of them think cops are good

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“how can you tell when the bimboification has started?” he asked, lips trembling over the words.
“relax, mr trump, you don’t have to worry about big questions like that anymore,” Robert assured him, “Daddy Mueler will take care of all that for you, baby”

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wait is that just how british people spell 'garfield'?

Lichtenstein is not a real place. It’s the cartographer’s joke on the world

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star track question 

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i'd say that an overwhelming percentage of the time you can just lie on official documents. they probably wont catch you. they mostly rely on self-reporting

Don’t know which I’d rather have,
Heartburn or heart-yearn

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Me, trying to remember what spongebob is called: you know who I mean, the yellow guy, blowjob sweatpants

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What covers two legs and wanders the streets?
Blowjob Sweatpants!
Absorbent and grey and porous it is
Blowjob Sweatpants!
If horned nonsense be something you wish
Blowjob Sweatpants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Blowjob Sweatpants!
Blowjob Sweatpants!
Blowjob Sweatpants!
Blowjob Sweatpants!
Blowjob Sweatpants!

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