Sticky toot

Saw an ad for breathable underwear. I don’t want my underwear to breath. That means it’s alive, and what I’m making it do is weird

Sticky toot

It’s cool Rowling’s publishers changed the philosopher’s stone to the sorcerer’s stone for American readers. For us, thinking hard is a kind of sorcery

Sticky toot

every single fuckin time I drive on a twisty mountain road some fucker in a huge truck comes up behind me and gets ANGERY that I don't go 45

artisanal bofa 

I like to think Dan Hedaya’s characters in Clueless and Night at the Roxbury are the same guy and that he shuffles between two families

food 

open this to experience the feeling of me looking down on you 

rothko doesn't hate you. barnett newman doesn't hate you. maurizio catellan certainly doesn't hate you. the people telling you you won't get it, they're the ones who hate you

artists don't set out to make stuff that only a select audience of "educated" pieces of shit would be able to get. that is ridiculous. the people that want to keep you from realising the extent of your aesthetic and intellectual potential are the ones who want to keep you from encountering good art

you only think "pretentious" art is made to exclude you and that you don't/can't "get it" because it's what you've been told

what do you call it when 3 smiling suited men walk into a room? 

pretending i have read a book to get laid and look cool

Someone once asked what I would pay to have my own werewolf baby. I said nothing. Those kids are priceless

Fucked up Etsy listing, fake baby 

pumpkin spice lattes smell like piss but ill never stop drinking them, just like piss

i'm kinda just salty today this isn't discourse it's just a bad take 

Me: y'all

Somebody: oh are you from Texas

Me: no I'm from online

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