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Saw an ad for breathable underwear. I don’t want my underwear to breath. That means it’s alive, and what I’m making it do is weird

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It’s cool Rowling’s publishers changed the philosopher’s stone to the sorcerer’s stone for American readers. For us, thinking hard is a kind of sorcery

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@remulacfrommars I don't think you're anything like tartuffe but I figure you probably like Molière

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The second cup of
coffee is often the worst
but not so today

I need something different,
to invent a sport
or knock down a wall.
I cannot live on
posts alone

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wild horse who wants to be a knight of the spanish realm and loves his breakfast porridge: donkey oatey

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street signs in different towns are often the wrong size or shape

The bird chirping outside my window is a raging asshole

wearing a bandana over my mouth when I go to the supermarket feels like I'm getting away with something

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The most tragic thing that can happen is getting ur sweater wet when doing the dishes. It really doesn't get more horrific

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official quarantine day 2 my cat wont leave me alone and im painting poppy

I set up a video chat for my students to check in and ask any questions they might have about schoolwork. I’m proud of them. No one has come to the chat. I’m chilling in my attic with my guitars, alone. I haven’t been alone in weeks

Saw a kid had painted, “Thanks nurses, drs, and police for keeping us safe COVID-19” on his family’s fence. I may have puked a little

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mastodon is getting hornier and hornier by the day. soon we will be back to our old ways. it wont be long now

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Lol, MFer thinks reading is “fun.” What an asshole, amirite?

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I would be deeply disappointed if my students didn’t have a chat that they roast me in

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