Sticky toot

Saw an ad for breathable underwear. I don’t want my underwear to breath. That means it’s alive, and what I’m making it do is weird

Sticky toot

It’s cool Rowling’s publishers changed the philosopher’s stone to the sorcerer’s stone for American readers. For us, thinking hard is a kind of sorcery

Sticky toot

I feel like there’s something better than a ladder for getting up that isn’t an elevator

looking at your dad and nodding repeatedly as he explains to me that smoking shotties gets you higher

going to the pub toilets and some girl is singing 'I've got a UTI-iiiiiii' in the next cubicle

for a few minutes i thought nobody could see dot social posts, but it turns out my posts just fucking stink

$$ help needed, boosts + 

Open for an affirmation 

dopey sleepy #TransOnTrains very pissed off I missed a #trainbys selfy op with my partner earlier
[eye contact, boost+]

Every time the left decides that a word can be used as a weapon, the right is just like "cool, free weapon"

To the windoooowwwsss
To the walls
Eduard Siddon my balls

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Radical Town

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