taking a break from mastodon... this site is unhealthy for me. i was typing a post then i slipped on a banana peel and my dick flew into the garbage disposal at the exact same time my hand accidentally hit the power switch
@realtoddhoward Gonna need your two letters for that.
@realtoddhoward slipped on a banana peel... and now my dick looks like a banana peel...
@realtoddhoward damn. watch out for that queen it'll get u
@realtoddhoward this is why garbage disposals need a two-key system similar to ICBM launches
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