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taking a break from mastodon... this site is unhealthy for me. i was typing a post then i slipped on a banana peel and my dick flew into the garbage disposal at the exact same time my hand accidentally hit the power switch

@realtoddhoward i will detach any dick for you. let me know your dick specifications. i will retrieve it.

@realtoddhoward slipped on a banana peel... and now my dick looks like a banana peel...

@realtoddhoward this is why garbage disposals need a two-key system similar to ICBM launches

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