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the cis teen chapel? why don't you just call it spencer's gifts like everyone else

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if you host a rap concert with Israeli and Palestinian rappers, with a project called Corner Prophets, but you don't have a stated intention? you may as well have stayed home.

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i want to thank @muppetbutler for making the first two panels of this godawful thing and letting me make some additions to it

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another dick and balls, and both nipples, and my face. how are you on my delivery order

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hi everyone where would u kiss a flamingo just wondering

cc: @realtoddhoward

okay, my question is simple: if you had to make a flamingo pass out, where on its neck would you apply the chokehold. that's all i want to know

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brooko on choking a flamingo: "that's where i draw the line... there's a limit to the things you can say with your human mouth"

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the cis teen chapel? why don't you just call it spencer's gifts like everyone else

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*crazy town butterfly voice*
john mulaney, john john mulaney

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hillary clinton is a gay enby with scoliosis

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i am euphoric that i will never have to see another day of work. for so long, i have hidden behind the mask of my "fuck bork" persona that i could never accept the truth of my feelings. i fucking hate work. fuck work completely. pizza man said it best. i pass the torch to my wonderful successor @pizzahorse and i hope that you can succeed in all the ways that i have failed.

as always... fuck b-

not this time.

have a good life, everyone. i'm gonna go on vacation

*ice cube voice*
please can i have another hit

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LADIES I NEED YOU TO 'LEAN IN' to online sports gambling

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What? You're telling me that we can solve climate change with market based solutions by just turning the lights off when we leave the room!? You sir are EPIC.

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George of the Jungle snubbed by the Academy for the 20th year in a row.... I will never understand why people take the Oscars seriously...

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