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long-overdue apology 

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relaxing in my "woman cave" (the large mechanical womb i've created so i never have to interact with another human again)

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cis man writers, we're known to elevate and quote em
i'd prefer a world that doesn't celebrate the scrotum

- Eminem, "Woker (Woke Joker)", 2019

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ummm if anyone has a crush on me... UwU 

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i want to thank @muppetbutler for making the first two panels of this godawful thing and letting me make some additions to it

hi! so i decided the easiest way to give people space would be to just create a new account so i'm gonna be at @coolwoman now. feel free to follow me or block me, i get it either way! bye

long-overdue apology 

re: recent drama, "callouts" 

ok i'm not here to fuck around though

hold on i gotta find a laser plate

*billy corgan voice*
cropdusting is genocide
the genocide to cull the herd
to cull the herd is wickedness
and twump is wicked, just like me

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SORA: What the... could it be...
DONALD: I can't believe it...
GOOFY: It is...
ALL, IN UNISON: Grammy nominated recording artist Jordin Sparks!!
JORDIN SPARKS: Wow, thanks guys! I'm really happy to be here

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If Chucky the doll from the movies was real
He'd find a career in butchering veal
- source unknown

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if chucky, the doll from the Child's Play movies, was real,
I think he'd be secretary of state

if Chucky the doll from the movies was real
He’d probably come in a happy meal
-source unknown

If Chucky the doll from the movies was real
He’d rock me momma like a wagon wheel

Pepsi: white people do be riding their thoroughbred on Fridays! White people do be taking the elevator in their house all the way to the third floor!
Honest Lunch (me): sir I need to buy some fentanyl can you please just throw a tenner from your maybach

they really did Daniel dirty... they really disrespected Mr. Sieradski, or as we called him, "Big Poppa"

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did they ever catch that dude who killed OJ Simpson's wife?

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