Me just waking up from surgery: so Doc how did it go?
Doc: we made various bug fixes and improvements
@radicalrobit that's, the most used least precise formulation for saying "stuff happened"
Pediatric cardiologist: We made your heart do a better pumpa-pumpa! No more oopsies!
@radicalrobit eww. I'd be worried if there were bugs in my body. Good thing you went to see the maintenance office and had good SLAs with them. Pheww
@radicalrobit [holds up a key to the handcuffs we put on you while you were sedated] Will you be agreeing to the new Terms of Service?
@Louisa over my soon to be dead body
@radicalrobit It's responsible disclosure, maybe we can tell you in a few months
@radicalrobit the newly improved roaches crawling back into my now wider coochie: 👍
@dragon Accurate CW gotta say
@radicalrobit my dear, do I hate these bullshit updates that seem to always BREAK something.
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