@sophia I hope this is as funny as it was in my head
So a couple of weeks ago I commissioned the very talented @extinct for something I've had in my head for a while now and boy did they ever deliver. Folks, they did a fucking fantastic job.
Without further ado may I introduce to you Mother Jones getting fed up with Kevin Drum's poor hating, anti-leftist bullshit and just absolutely laying his stupid ass out. For my followers that still have twitter accounts by all means post this at Drum as often as possible please.
Betsy devos Show more
someone just fucking firebomb this asshole
taxonomy shitpost, climate change, Trump Show more
"A newly discovered blind and burrowing amphibian is to be officially named Dermophis donaldtrumpi, in recognition of the US president’s climate change denial."
"The small legless creature was found in Panama and EnviroBuild’s Aidan Bell said its ability to bury its head in the ground matched Donald Trump’s approach to global warming."
death, america shitpost Show more
time for another day in america
6:00am: wake up in chronic pain because i couldn't afford healthcare
6:30am: watch reality TV and documentaries where praying mantises move at 200% speed with panther growls dubbed over it
8:00am: drive kids to school in SUV
9:00am: call comcast
12:30pm: call AT&T
3:00pm: pick up surviving kids from school
3:30pm: get arrested for going 1mp/h over the speed limit
4:00pm: get killed by prison guards
5:00pm: corpse gets shot
5:30pm: corpse is towed and fined
Europeans love to talk about their ancestor named like Hfsborg Halfsson who conquered Kroptalia in 1115 then got too drunk and died on a boat, while Americans have a shrine to their great-great-great-great-uncle named Brevet Colonel Jepsfield H. Q. Teffler who got shot in the nuts in 1863 and died of sepsis.
englandese I learned On Line and on BBC Show more
cheerio friends im going to my flat and taking the lift to find my lunch loicence because I wanna grab some biscuity munchies at the chompley place. ta ta. wimble wimble
american: i'll have a sodie pop
waiter: that'll be three dollars
american: here you go, three dollars, plus twenty-eight cents tax, as taxes are NOT included in american prices
waiter: thank you for your service to our country. by sodie pop, i assume you mean coke, as coke sponsors every restaurant on this side of the mississippi
american: of course. pepsi is an ungodly sin, and i hold INCREDIBLY strong opinions over this.
waiter: *gets shot*
loves those little cat beans
banned from twitter for shitting on nazis
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