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After I've had my morning Tide® Pod I like to wash it down with a big helping of Tide® Juice. Mmm mmm.

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It Burns Going Down™

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I couldn't remember harlan hill's name so I searched for "fox news piss boy" on google and this is literally the first result I got lmao

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So a couple of weeks ago I commissioned the very talented @extinct for something I've had in my head for a while now and boy did they ever deliver. Folks, they did a fucking fantastic job.

Without further ado may I introduce to you Mother Jones getting fed up with Kevin Drum's poor hating, anti-leftist bullshit and just absolutely laying his stupid ass out. For my followers that still have twitter accounts by all means post this at Drum as often as possible please.

picture you all on the beach applauding politely watching me fuckin hooting and poppin off firecrackers on my barge for one

if a character in you're story is smart, he has to be a piece of shit asshole, otherwise how are people going to tell that he's smart

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What's the deal with Mehrunes Dagon?
*slab bass*
*applause*

Still in absolute awe at how funny and perfect Joel's MST3K was

You know why ProPublica is so great? Because their president's name is Dick Tofel

taxonomy shitpost, climate change, Trump Show more

I've been off the tootiverse for several hours what did I miss between the brown liquid discourse and now?

why read theory when you can watch Sorry to Bother You instead

death, america shitpost Show more

Europeans love to talk about their ancestor named like Hfsborg Halfsson who conquered Kroptalia in 1115 then got too drunk and died on a boat, while Americans have a shrine to their great-great-great-great-uncle named Brevet Colonel Jepsfield H. Q. Teffler who got shot in the nuts in 1863 and died of sepsis.

instead of having everyone buy sunglasses it'd be far more cost effective to build a giant pair of sunglasses for the entire earth economies of scale bitch

I got stuck in Haunted Mansion earlier and I had to listen to this ghost lady say the same thing about being sure to bring my death certificate over and over again and I never want to step foot in that evil mansion again

englandese I learned On Line and on BBC Show more

imagine stanning a brand of sticky brown sugar water

unironically food discourse is my favorite thing on this site just look at all these fucks

american: i'll have a sodie pop
waiter: that'll be three dollars
american: here you go, three dollars, plus twenty-eight cents tax, as taxes are NOT included in american prices
waiter: thank you for your service to our country. by sodie pop, i assume you mean coke, as coke sponsors every restaurant on this side of the mississippi
american: of course. pepsi is an ungodly sin, and i hold INCREDIBLY strong opinions over this.
waiter: *gets shot*

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