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therapist: listen rita, the power rangers aren't actually real, they can't hurt you

the power rangers:

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Excuse me, sirs, please stop gesturing at the marine life and step away.

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I just received a spam email that included the sentence "I want to meet a partner for some sparkling nighttimes of disorder" and now I've realized that's all anybody could ever really want.

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was cleaning out my protonmail inbox and came across the email from twitter that showed why I was banned and I forgot how funny it was

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the virgin "going to the bathroom" vs the chad "evacuating my bowels"

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One of the worst (best? [worst]) flat earth ideas is the tiny sun theory. It boils down to “I can see the sun, it’s right there, it must be close.”

@OCRbot

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I don't have low tire pressure, it's a v-neck and I'm CHOKING

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me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

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Never watch a Miyazaki movie when you're hungry.

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The ravages of climate change will not affect New Jersey. It will continue to look and smell like that

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Gimme a sequel to Jade Empire or sell the rights to someone who will Bioware, you pieces of shit.

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“this whole thing smacks of jedi” i holler as i overturn the senate and turn the Galactice Republic into the Empire of Shit

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I’m listening to jazz to get smarter. It appears to be working. I destroyed my seven-year-old at Trivial Pursuit 80s Edition

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the hardest thing about putting a piece of art out into the world is resisting the urge to take it back and tinker with it a little more to fix mistakes that only matter to me

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I love going on cartoon adventures and solving mysteries with my uncle the archaeologist Jackie Chan.

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remember how eve is like 6' 2" ???? wild, that shit slows me away everytime.

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'BlokeChain' is that group of dudes at your work who can't shut up about their cryptocurrency investments.

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@denikombucha look, if cory booker can cuff rosario dawson, who's to say I can't be the world's first waterbender?

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living in fear of the day i accidentally type thank's or thramnks or something in a work e-mail

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