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Excuse me, sirs, please stop gesturing at the marine life and step away.

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I just received a spam email that included the sentence "I want to meet a partner for some sparkling nighttimes of disorder" and now I've realized that's all anybody could ever really want.

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was cleaning out my protonmail inbox and came across the email from twitter that showed why I was banned and I forgot how funny it was

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After I've had my morning Tide® Pod I like to wash it down with a big helping of Tide® Juice. Mmm mmm.

Tide® Juice
It Burns Going Down™

:ad:

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Moms absolutely live to say the phrase “Don’t rush off” when you’re getting ready to leave

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In case anyone was curious, the deep conspiracy alt right sect believes that the pg&e blackouts are "trials for martial law". Some believe that the blackouts themselves aren't real and it's just to panic other states. Wild.

Hey apple instead of just advertising an app developed by the United Nations to try and end world hunger via user donations, you could take ohhhhh idk like half of the ~$150 billion you have just sitting in the bank and donate that instead.

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@LuigiEsq @alex @Aleums

making out is frequently foreplay and if you can get aroused while The National is playing then you prolly should be on some kinda watchlist.

Just had some fuckboy engineer try and fake a fucking email about a request they never made and claim it was from a 9/27 email chain.

Bitch I never delete my work emails. If you come at the king you best not miss.

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im just trying to write some good toots and now my boss says i need to "work" or i'll "be fired"

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Analogue pocket is the sort of thing I don't want to buy but I would happily accept as a present.

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eve destroyed her kazoo because she has an irresistible instinct to kill

Is this the best song on fashion week? I think it is. It's my favorite certainly.

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this very good piece of vandalism used to be right next to my house, it stayed up for like two years

(translation: turn the rich into cat food)

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italian people aren't real and I will die on this hill

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Battletech's discounted on Paradox Plaza atm.

In my opinion, it's the best turn-based game outside of XCOM 2.

paradoxplaza.com/battletech/BT

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Slavery - quite possibly the worst take I've ever seen. 

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