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selfie, eye contact, boosts!! 

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cant remember if i asked yall to call me eden yet

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selfies, mixture of eye contact, boosts okay! 

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PROPOSED FROZEN REWRITE: elsa's parents suddenly remember "wait a sec, we're in fantasy 1800-somefuck, ice is a major industry for export! THE KINGDOM IS RICH! WE NOW HAVE AMAZING PROSPERITY!"

the movie is now about anna inventing the air conditioner because she wants to spend more time with her sister instead of elsa going on humanitarian missions to hospitals full of people with fevers.

at some point elsa makes a battleship out of pykrete, and it is fuckin' bitchin' as FUCK.

twinning kink, busted, shitpost 

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tell your boyfriend if he's got beef
that I'm a vegetarian and I am scared of everything

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i want you to think really hard before opening this jpeg of the thick red bull 

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hey kids! everything you know signifies something else, and that something else is irrelevant to you!

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growing up under postmodernism is knowing all the lyrics to Robin Williams' "Singin in The Oil" from the Robots feature film over 10 years before you hear the original Singin in the Rain

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*mid 30s cishet dude who earns $100k a year and lives in new york voice* oh shit my wifi enabled oven has been hacked

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today in voice chat, we decided the funniest thing to name a town would be *borat voice*

*borat voice* city hall, *borat voice* high school, and their mascot, the *borat voice* my wife

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attention ALL chloe adams gamers!
chloe adams is sick and needs YOUR help to recover! all she needs to return to full robot function is your credit card number, and the three digits on the back!

YES, im a furry. no, i don't have a fursona. WE EXIST

attention ALL chloe adams gamers!
chloe adams is sick and needs YOUR help to recover! all she needs to return to full robot function is your credit card number, and the three digits on the back!

"tech community" is one of the most harrowing phrases possible

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damn bro... do you ever just change da world. my final message. goodb ye

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