Sticky toot

cant remember if i asked yall to call me eden yet

inventing a new branch of phrenology where I pat you on the head and determine that you are cute

i lovvvvvvveeeeeeeeee my gffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

LIFE'S A BITCH THEN YOU DIE
THAT'S WHY WE SUCK TOES
CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GO

“how can you tell when the bimboification has started?” he asked, lips trembling over the words.
“relax, mr trump, you don’t have to worry about big questions like that anymore,” Robert assured him, “Daddy Mueler will take care of all that for you, baby”

went 3-3 in ravinca draft earlier
gruul deck good.... but that fucking 6/6 defender turtle even better

trans reflections, ~ Show more

food, absolutely terrible, sex toy Show more

reminder that if anyone finds a copy of sburb to dm me i am a open time player

selfie, eye contact, blood mention, boosts OK! Show more

chloe fell asleep on voice with me oh my goddddd im GAY

chloe fell asleep on voice with me oh my goddddd im GAY

you: hey mona are you okay
me, turning up the volume: hm?

if you're a lesbian and the clap of your ass cheeks keep alerting the guards you would be
DUMMY SAPPHICC

Red aggro vs red aggro is such a fucky matchup lmao
we've both got so much burn and it's just a querstion of who draws better really

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