Pavlov: the dogs salivate when I ring a bell

Me: weird. Why?

Pavlov: they connect two unrelated events due to repeated conditioning

Me: haha stupid animals

Pavlov: the experiment took 69 days

Me: nice

[target acquired] . . .
[triangulating location] . . .
[calculating launch velocity] . . .
[calibrating traction control] . . .
[testing launch systems]. . .

"BuT hOw WiLl YoU pAy FoR sOcIaLiSm???ยฟ?"

Easy. Myself and four friends buy matching leather jackets, and we hang out on the steps of a country club and accost attendees, holding them upside down by the ankles and shaking them until money calls out while calling them names like "nerdo" and "dorkface".

Wham, socialism.

When I realize I have to pay rent and have a job to live

there are two wolves inside of me. they're both begging me to go to sleep but i just laugh and keep watching vine compilations on youtube

[SCIENTIST 1]: "Weird...the mice have all simultaneously stopped participating in the mazes..."

[SCIENTIST 2]: *pointing* "Is that one over there waving a little red flag!?"

[S 1]: " god...they've written something in cheese crumbs..."

[S 2]: "It says...'solidarity foreve--'" *gets crushed by a giant anvil*

bisexual occult synthwave exists and my proof is this john wick poster

*king Henry VII voice*
Hrrgh, sire, I keep trying to divorce my wife but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Catholic Church

HIV/AIDS, Extremely Positive! 


i believe in a horseshoe theory that the further you go into D&D or sex, they basically start curving back toward each other. :thaenkin:

As simply as I can put it: Marx said if you cut all the bullshit out of all of human history, it boils down to competing forces, and those forces have always been the same. The master and the slave. Sometimes this was literal. In ancient times, there were slaves and masters. In feudal times, serfs and landowners. In capitalism, there's the worker and the boss. The relationship has never really changed. It's still the owners and those who own nothing and must sell our work to live.

*guy who's too much of a weenie to get into findom voice* deeebateeee meeeeeeeeee

[opens mimic chest]


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