people on the raw meat diet love capitalists and parasites but i repeat myself


* AI: the word we use now for 'math' because we needed a new way to get grants and seed money

* Machine Learning: the word we use now for 'statistics' because we needed a new way to get grants and seed money

idea: squat tech.

A research firm that develops things to raise the quality of life for people squatting in places they don't rent or own.

Lighter more portable cheap solar panels and storage batterys to keep power going. Spray on insulation for places that don't have any heat. etc.

Modify your stuff. Put stickers on it, drill holes in it. File off bits. Glue stuff on it. Make replacement parts out of other random stuff.

[boardroom meeting]
me, clearly sleep deprived: So it's a social network but it's like Tiny Tower so you can visit your friends in their apartments
chairman: you mean like Habbo Hotel?
me, dabbing forehead: ... No

the worst part of living at the international space station is waking up in the middle of the night and going outside with a baseball bat to chase away all the aliens messing around

wild how gamers and consumers get extremely pissed about not being able to buy things from the place they want to, and not the fact that with how software works, you technically have never owned anything. that's just normal and how things are

the legal system is basically just lawyers playing magic the gathering against each other

you, dumb: being vegetarian is hard

me, smart, enlightened, on my 3rd bag of doritos for dinner: no it's not

i like how top/bottom jokes are getting so surreal and nonsensical that it’s basically like reading a horoscope at this point

bottom: you will win a local smash bros tournament

top: good things in your future. check your pockets for loose change.

brat: stop using Facebook, an ex is trying to contact you

congrats gays we’ve reinvented astrology

My mission? To find and ring the actual Taco Bell

using deep fake tech to make beto do uwu speak about his fantroll and accidentally making him the dark horse candidate

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