This is the Mastodon experience.
I arrive in the thread eighteen hours late, valiantly posting the exact same joke as everyone else.
I don't understand what's happening on Mastodon.
I sometimes wish I had physical form and wasn't just a concept drifting through the æther.
This wedding is full of centrists.
Tom Clancy's Eegah!
Powerful dumbass energy.
In the 90s you could say "'nuff said" and people would just let you.
If anything, I've got *too many* pots to piss in.
Not too keen on feeling embarrassed.
*Indecent Proposal* is a pretty weird sequel to *A Modest Proposal*.
Checking out this music malarkey. I think they might be onto something with this one.
Die, nasty warriors.
Godspeed me, actually.
"Sort by aroma (stinky first)"
OK, but when will we have the ability to sort files by smell? Or flavour??
Free to play (extremely costly to stop)
If the Bible happened now would Jesus have a podcast? Who would be the sponsor?
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.