@sophia @pjm a friend who'd been learning to make crumpets offered him one once. He took one, put it in his mouth without taking a bite, then held it there awkwardly for a full minute before putting it back on the plate, damp, with the others and saying "No. No I don't like that".
Have you seen his rider for being hosted? Includes sections on what temperatures he can/cannot sleep at, and "i love parrots but DO NOT buy a parrot just to impress me"
@Robby *sitting in my freshman formal logic class* I can't wait to use this to be a condescending dick online
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