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This is the Mastodon experience.
Joined Oct 2018
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I arrive in the thread eighteen hours late, valiantly posting the exact same joke as everyone else.
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I don't understand what's happening on Mastodon.
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I sometimes wish I had physical form and wasn't just a concept drifting through the æther.
How do I keep myself from compulsively turning to social media, looking for answers?
Bastardland
Bad world.
The Twilight Zune
Jeezburger
Chicken McNothing
Gramper, grandmer
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"deal or no deal"'s appeal was in watching 10 people trapped in a room with random loot boxes for years gradually develop a new, coherent cargo-cult-ish religion in an attempt to make sense of their predicament
My company is too cheap to pay for hot water so in the winter my hands get gradually more fucked up by the cold every time I wash them.
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Leggy Long Dads
Hammedwriting
Seems like it's weed commuter hours.
Imagine if animals came to life. Spooky.
The new temp at work is a Snyder Cut guy.
It's just a great big cylinder of solid yogurt. I'd need an ice pick to get into this. Hopeless.
The dial in my fridge makes no sense and now I've accidentally frozen a great big tub of yogurt.
Extremely Elderly Sheldon
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VR game where you're in an office and your secretary is telling you some gentlemen are here to see you and you're frantically trying to shred papers with your clumsy VR hands and your wife keeps calling and she's like "Harold, there's men at the door" and you keep shredding away "they say they're from the FBI" shredding noises "They're going through your office" shredding *pounding knocks on door* shred shred *wife crying on speaker phone *shred shred* 
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