he/they, biemergency alt of @pizza :fatpikachu:#benis
i'm about to go elp i ight be dying
by my calculations, the optimal toot is simply "gay wife"
be like ham, my friend. you put ham in a cup it becomes the cup, you put ham in a bottle it becomes the bottle. ham can flow, or it can crash. be ham, my friend.
my destiny is to kill ryan seacrest
*takes a long swig from a bottle labeled "daddy's posting juice"* ahhh alright let's get this fuckin show on the road... Show more
i would kill ham if it wasn't already dead
just threw this piece of paper onto the ground and it landed like this. fucked me up. anyway goodnight
figured it was time to update the sign
surprised im still here, i really thought this would be one of those things that people check out for a week or two and forget about. shoutouts too my epic online crew....... i like you
just blocked st. jude's hospital on twitter. i am untouchable, a god among men
thinking about becoming the guy who tells everyone on here that their food looks like shit
Dwayne "The Brock" Hampton
what would happen if i started posting pics of my shits on here. just curious
anyone know a barber who does pubes? asking for a friend
damn there are a lot of custom emojis on here. i dig
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I fight for other's rights to be horny on the tl, that's what i fought for overseas and i'd do it again in a heartbeat (though i can never be horny online again because my hog got blown off from shrapnel)
shidding on the clock
damn, RIP jennifer anniston. you were my first MILF crush
damn, really unlucky that @citrustwee was born on 9/11
when it comes to 9/11, I;m thinking about thos Beams
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.