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switching accounts 

pretty sure one of the snooker commentators just described a fine snooker shot as 'creamy', and now im uncomfortable

every web site is on the 'deep web' when i'm there, because my posts are so profound and insightful

cishet white guy: makes art I like

me: please just keep making the art don't try to have any opinions I'm beg ging

cishet white guy: what s the d e a l with this #metoo thing Huh? Personally, I think that

switching accounts 

Hmmmmm if I ever got to direct a season finale for a show set in New York I’d definitely set a sequence to New York I Love You but Youre Bringing Me Down because I’m nothing if not an incredibly on the nose hack

turns out that setting time limits on twitter and insta did not - in fact - cause me to do literally anything other than be on my phone, but instead made me here more

thinking of doing a where i delete my account and come back as something more wholesome that fits me more and isn't about piss, but idk what. open to suggestions

ok say what you want about sonic adventure. yeah, the mouths are fucking ridiculous, the gameplay is horrid, and the graphics are a weird mix of blocky and cartoonish. sure. whatever. the story is also really surface-level and not that interesting? sure. you didn't like all the slap bass in the soundtrack? hold on just a fucking second.

i love the sonic the hedgehog naming convention:

Sonic: named in honor of his speed
Eggman: named after his round, egg-like body
Knuckles: named after his large notable knuckles
Amy: Amy is a girl's name (Amy is a Girl)

my two favourite ever posts on this site are both about sonic and im sure if its because sonic is fertile ground for comedy or because im emotionally stunted or both

Remind me to use "The Boys are Back in Tombs" for my spooky display name next year.

foreskin and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation

Stop right there, criminal scum! You need a license for that television set!

new mastodon feature: see who is currently typing a toot

after so many years on mastodon, i am proud to say that i love this community! I'm so grateful for all the lifelong friendships I've formed, the beautiful, kind people people I've met, the laughs, and the smiles. You've stuck with me through the good and the bad times, and for that, thank you. i love you all 💞

all my post ideas for the last few days are either 'uh oh, doing a big Feelings' or 'butts are stored in the butt factory'

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