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buckling your seatbelt isn't actually worth the trouble. i just staple my foreskin to the seat

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if you were a real ally, you'd bury me six feet deep, cover me in concrete, turn me into a street 💅

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Ariana grande voice 

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the invention of snowballing 

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Nothing's fine, I'm torn
I'm all out of cum

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people will call you a communist tankie for really any reason, so why not just fuckin lean into it

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one little thing you can do for food couriers is, instead of choosing "leave at door", choose "deliver to door" and say to leave it in the delivery instructions. the apps make "leave at door" an annoying chore to verify that we're not stealing the food

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wait, is Inspector Gadget a cyborg or an android? does he now or has he ever had meat?

compare the amount of literature written from the perspective of a cuck or a hotwife to that of a bull. is it even conceivable to deny that bulls are the sexual subaltern? perhaps, ironically, beneath even the eunuch harem guards of old?

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wait, is Inspector Gadget a cyborg or an android? does he now or has he ever had meat?

i say this with all due respect and regret: Marxism-Leninism is a slytherin ideology

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fuckd up how u can't apply poison to your fists in elder scrolls games

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personally I don't trust anybody who uses a smiley emoticon that includes the nose

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drug 

i think it would be real funny and charming and sexy to post detailed maps of us oil and gas pipelines 😘😘

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"It's the economy, stupid"? More like the economy IS stupid. Oooohh

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Please help my dumb idiot son he is very sick and incredibly dumb as shit but will not die GOD

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