to the guy in safeway complaining that there’s no facial recognition software to confirm your age when you’re buying booze at the self checkout: shut the FUCK up
@pbandkate oh NO
@Torie WHY WOULD YOU WANT YHAT. THATS SO DYSTOPIAN.
@ItsJenNotGabby @pbandkate @Torie This (this toot prompted my own just now). It’s not regular for me but I mostly go to the same places and the clerks probably know me. But I got carded today and I’m 45. I think she was the sort who just cards everybody but jeez.
Now that I think of it though, selling beer at grocerie stores here could save some cashier jobs - it’s only been the last few years it’s legal, still only in select stores and it requires the clerk have a certification.
@pbandkate complaining to the check out machine I hope. Just railing against indifferent technology that just wants him to bag up his shit and take his receipt.
@Mainebot no to a person working there
@pbandkate ah fuck nooo it's not like they pick and install the checkouts!
@pbandkate that is, without a doubt, the worst take i've heard in years.
@pbandkate *Sharpies on a mustache and dons a fright wig* good day to you, sir
@pbandkate i cant even imagine the thought process that would make you want that
@pbandkate troy you shithead u you are going to get us all killed or sent to the amazon data mines
@pbandkate I love to complain that something that isn't available for stores to have and is terribly frightening to even contemplate isn't here in the store I'm in. This is extremely normal (I swear if this does exist in stores and one of you tells me I will flip)
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