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Have you met my son, Balrog Twerkathon?
I have to remind myself that I can't help it
Mastodon's next top terrible poster
You wouldn't BELIEVE the amount of bureaucratic red tape you have to wade through just to build your own personal fort in New York City.
"Pursuit of happiness" my fucking eye!
having my nudes leaked and being laughed out of town for being a too-small dick person
No nut November is a warm up for the real challenge next year: no nut ‘19
My toots aren't blowing up, I must be shadowbanned again.
holy crap a lot more of you are online than I thought lol
Ok 39° might be too cold for shorts and flip-flops.
Florida is flat out made up. Don't believe anyone that says it's real.
Where my at
Realized that Florida is extremely The South as I exited the airport.
"rub" a dub "dub"
no nut November, shitpost Show more
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No Nut November is just an excuse a bunch of subs use to try and trick dom/mes into teasing them
there's no scientific proof christmas actually existed before Mariah Carey's hit single in 1994
Hey I want to kiss all of you
of all the rectangular prisms in which i douse myself with a stream of hot water while rubbing my naked body with salt of fatty acids, i gotta say, the shower is my favourite
oh no i am walking outside and it is chilly does anyone have a sweater I could borrow??
good songs give me twenty schmackos
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