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date night with hubby... can't wait for us to slurp both sides of an unnaturally long turd until we meet in the middle and kiss

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they clipped my dick's wings and now it's trapped in this chastity cage for the rest of its life

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the only way to see your friends is through a tiny screen
and we try to say that we're not ruled by a machine?

- the joker

aaahhh... the old stomping grounds. you're gonna have to kill me before i stop using this account occasionally

you got a problem with what i said? okay! i'm logging off before i see the reaction to this post!

fuck the radical town local timeline. yeah i said it, suck my ass dry

suck my dick hole, radical town local timeline.

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@normalperson I would just believe all of this, remember in dmc4 when dante blew up an obelisk by thrusting

what's this? the white man wearing a groucho marx mask has opinions on civil liberties?

devil may cry character that goes devil trigger and the only transformation is that they grow a demonic foreskin

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"wait til you see my dick"
*a cutscene from devil may cry where their dick is unleashed, expanding and growing upon itself*

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he's trying to open up to me and i'm treating it like he's boasting...

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when you think about it, the Ying Yang Twins could've meant something very ominous when they said "wait til you see my dick". like, what about your dick? should i be concerned?

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@burgin my dick may be miserable and little but it's no secret, sweatie

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@normalperson what is a dick? a miserable little pile of secrets! have at you!

"wait til you see my dick"
*a cutscene from devil may cry where their dick is unleashed, expanding and growing upon itself*

he's trying to open up to me and i'm treating it like he's boasting...

when you think about it, the Ying Yang Twins could've meant something very ominous when they said "wait til you see my dick". like, what about your dick? should i be concerned?

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@normalperson @Tasnyx need to keep that hardware dry. who doesnt spray their game fuel all over their desktop like stone cold

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the end credits rap that describes the plot of the movie is truly a lost art

she love's me because i easily read at a first-grade level...

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