very normal girl living a life filled with #respect#HillaryClintonEatsACumRitz2020KILLING THE MONSTER I'VE CREATED, DAY BY DAYConner, she/her #women
date night with hubby... can't wait for us to slurp both sides of an unnaturally long turd until we meet in the middle and kiss
they clipped my dick's wings and now it's trapped in this chastity cage for the rest of its life
the only way to see your friends is through a tiny screenand we try to say that we're not ruled by a machine?
- the joker
suck my dick hole, radical town local timeline.
@normalperson I would just believe all of this, remember in dmc4 when dante blew up an obelisk by thrusting
what's this? the white man wearing a groucho marx mask has opinions on civil liberties?
devil may cry character that goes devil trigger and the only transformation is that they grow a demonic foreskin
"wait til you see my dick"*a cutscene from devil may cry where their dick is unleashed, expanding and growing upon itself*
he's trying to open up to me and i'm treating it like he's boasting...
when you think about it, the Ying Yang Twins could've meant something very ominous when they said "wait til you see my dick". like, what about your dick? should i be concerned?
@burgin my dick may be miserable and little but it's no secret, sweatie
@normalperson what is a dick? a miserable little pile of secrets! have at you!
@normalperson @Tasnyx need to keep that hardware dry. who doesnt spray their game fuel all over their desktop like stone cold
when they made the Danny Phantom intro rap every white dude at the studio thought it was their chance to be Eminem
the end credits rap that describes the plot of the movie is truly a lost art
she love's me because i easily read at a first-grade level...
I will never read an educational thread. There is a reason I come here and it's not to learn things
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im a mom of four and im looking for a mastodon instance that is both straight and straight-edge #introductions
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.