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date night with hubby... can't wait for us to slurp both sides of an unnaturally long turd until we meet in the middle and kiss

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they clipped my dick's wings and now it's trapped in this chastity cage for the rest of its life

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the only way to see your friends is through a tiny screen
and we try to say that we're not ruled by a machine?

- the joker

suck my dick hole, radical town local timeline.

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@normalperson I would just believe all of this, remember in dmc4 when dante blew up an obelisk by thrusting

what's this? the white man wearing a groucho marx mask has opinions on civil liberties?

devil may cry character that goes devil trigger and the only transformation is that they grow a demonic foreskin

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"wait til you see my dick"
*a cutscene from devil may cry where their dick is unleashed, expanding and growing upon itself*

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he's trying to open up to me and i'm treating it like he's boasting...

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when you think about it, the Ying Yang Twins could've meant something very ominous when they said "wait til you see my dick". like, what about your dick? should i be concerned?

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@burgin my dick may be miserable and little but it's no secret, sweatie

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@normalperson what is a dick? a miserable little pile of secrets! have at you!

"wait til you see my dick"
*a cutscene from devil may cry where their dick is unleashed, expanding and growing upon itself*

he's trying to open up to me and i'm treating it like he's boasting...

when you think about it, the Ying Yang Twins could've meant something very ominous when they said "wait til you see my dick". like, what about your dick? should i be concerned?

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@normalperson @Tasnyx need to keep that hardware dry. who doesnt spray their game fuel all over their desktop like stone cold

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when they made the Danny Phantom intro rap every white dude at the studio thought it was their chance to be Eminem

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the end credits rap that describes the plot of the movie is truly a lost art

she love's me because i easily read at a first-grade level...

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I will never read an educational thread. There is a reason I come here and it's not to learn things

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im a mom of four and im looking for a mastodon instance that is both straight and straight-edge

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