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Hey folks I’m gonna try going by they/them pronouns for a while. I’m still going by kat just gonna try and change my pronouns and see if it feels better. Thank u!

Went to the doctor and there was a dog just wandering around

My parents are getting divorced and my dad’s lawyer keeps sending over paperwork that’s typed up on a goddamn typewriter and it’s giving my mom and her lawyer an aneurysm

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pretty fucked up Starbucks is plastering "Merry Coffee" all over their cups. Don't they know you're supposed to say "Happy Hot Drink" now?

Apparently the reason I’m hurting so much is bc at this stage in my illness I’m experiencing bone pain which really makes a lot of sense.

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2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

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stealing from corporations is not only ethically sound, but very fun

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god it'll be so fucking sweet when communism comes and we just fucking burn down every single advertising agency

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Does moss feel fatigue? Do spores get sleepy? Studies show: yes

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someone on twitter said:

Voting isn't choosing your character, it's choosing your opponent.

Which is an interesting contextualization and good argument against letting perfect be the enemy of good re: candidates and moving the overton window etc.

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I can only imagine the kind of future we'd have if all the young queers I know who want to start communes didn't have to slave away for decades to have a possibility of maybe getting the land they need and instead were able to start experimenting with models to make the communities work and practicing their skills growing food and making high quality artisan goods.

I was watching letterkenny with a friend and he was like “is the acting purposefully bark and i don’t..... idk I didn’t realize the acting was bad??? I’m v confused

I had a customer today and we had a weird interaction lol

Her: “where’s that man who works here that looks like robert Downey jr?” (Referring apparently to our old manager)

Me: “who?”

Her: “the old manager”

Me: “he didn’t look like RDJ”

her: “yes he did”

me: “well he left”

Her: “oh ok” she proceeded to go and complain to our new manager. I guess bc I didn’t validate her crush...

Should I clarify that I want a mobility aid lmao 😂

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gender is a social construct and im out here throwing social molotovs

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some malaphors I think about:

-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush

I’m trying to fix a pocket knife and google told me I needed penetration oil but really that just sounds like lube

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