American’s got it all: Atomic Bombs, Hydrogen Bombs, Fire Bombs, Gay Bombs, and today I’ve learned that they now have Ninja Bombs.
These fuckers are the perfect example of a forbidden fruit. THIS PLASTIC SMELLS SO GOOD DOOD
I used to know an elf that collected dandruff from public transportation vehicles. The unsuspecting strangers never found out. The little elf stored them in a glass bottle affixed to his belt. When on public transit, he would often drink Pepsi or Brisk. This I deeply despised, and now I no longer see him.
Imagine finding an Easter egg that’s actually a real egg that hatched into a mutated and ravenous chicken / rabbit crossbreed. Blood and puss pour out of every orpheus as a screams in agony—your only choice is the hammer.
End it’s agony now and end it’s life. The mutant starts shitting all over the floor and bits of egg and soft shit hurl through the air.
Happy Easter Everyone
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