When you login and the first toot on your feed is your own because your feed is empty, except for your own toots.

I’ve been away for a while and everyone has changed their name. I don’t even recognize my feed anymore halp

American’s got it all: Atomic Bombs, Hydrogen Bombs, Fire Bombs, Gay Bombs, and today I’ve learned that they now have Ninja Bombs.


Thomas The Tank Engine (GONE SEXUAL) 

In the year 2025 I expect to be able to play Doom on my fleshlight

These fuckers are the perfect example of a forbidden fruit. THIS PLASTIC SMELLS SO GOOD DOOD

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I bought $16 worth of Japanese collectable squishies at a 7/11 today by accident. I confused even myself. At least I was able to big gulp the money troubles away.

I used to know an elf that collected dandruff from public transportation vehicles. The unsuspecting strangers never found out. The little elf stored them in a glass bottle affixed to his belt. When on public transit, he would often drink Pepsi or Brisk. This I deeply despised, and now I no longer see him.


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