American’s got it all: Atomic Bombs, Hydrogen Bombs, Fire Bombs, Gay Bombs, and today I’ve learned that they now have Ninja Bombs.
Thomas The Tank Engine (GONE SEXUAL) Show more
Where can I buy a 'Thomas The Tank Engine' fleshlight?
I used to know an elf that collected dandruff from public transportation vehicles. The unsuspecting strangers never found out. The little elf stored them in a glass bottle affixed to his belt. When on public transit, he would often drink Pepsi or Brisk. This I deeply despised, and now I no longer see him.
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Imagine finding an Easter egg that’s actually a real egg that hatched into a mutated and ravenous chicken / rabbit crossbreed. Blood and puss pour out of every orpheus as a screams in agony—your only choice is the hammer.
End it’s agony now and end it’s life. The mutant starts shitting all over the floor and bits of egg and soft shit hurl through the air.
Happy Easter Everyone
Just saw this lady on the Shopping Channel laughing as her co-host vividly described the sucking power of a Dyson. Then when her co-host noticed she went in for a QUICK SAVE! She points out that she was just snickering at how great the deal was. “Wow, that’s a lot of savings!”
This was the only moment I missed watching ‘live’ cable tv
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