people who don't use it don't understand just how profoundly bad of a website tumblr is. i'm not even talking about the community, just the actual software itself. to say that tumblr is incompetently coded is an insult to incompetence. tumblr's source code is the programming equivalent of sweet bro and hella jeff.

for **years** on tumblr there was a bug that let you edit other people's posts. you could just boost someone else's post and make it look like they were professing their love for fat cocks. that was a thing you could just do. it only ever got "fixed" because someone did it to John Green and he complained. and "fixed" is in quotes there because the community immediately found another method to edit other people's posts, that was ALSO not patched for years

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this is the kind of thing that happened *all the fucking time* any time the dev team did any kind of aesthetic tweaks to the website

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tumblr would regularly "remove" features by simply adding a "hidden" CSS attribute, rather than actually removing the feature. this notoriously allowed people to undo tumblr staff's automatically marking their blog as explicit, but also allowed people to just manually send each other fan mail, which was a terrible DM feature, long after it was supposedly discontinued, because the backend was still functional and all tumblr did was hide the buttons.

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you could get around the automated "moderation" bots that removed porn and other nsfw content by simply tagging your post "sfw".

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here's a diagram of how the tumblr reblog system "works", courtesy of tumblr user canmom

tumblr added a volume control slider to their audio player. this is what happened.

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@melissasage only tumblr team could do something that boneheaded

@melissasage Oh, hey, this sounds like a similarly-boneheaded design to Steam's desktop shortcut creation subroutine.

For a long time, you could install a game in Steam for Linux and if it wasn't able to fetch the Linux icon, it'd error out by saying "Desktop shortcut successfully created." The reason we say "error out" is because there wouldn't be any shortcut on the desktop.

@melissasage Later, they flipped the script and would throw an error saying "Desktop shortcut could not be created." after successfully creating a shortcut with the default Steam icon instead of the actual game's icon.

@melissasage Btw, while they eventually got that stuff fixed, they borked 32x32x8 .ico support somewhere along the line, so any Windows game that uses those 766-byte icons from the Windows 3.x days will still create a shortcut without any icon, even if the Linux OS itself supports those .ico files.

@melissasage my favorite, and I don't know if htis was ever patched out, was that if you included a an ellipses anywhere in an ask, tumblr just ate it. Poof! Gone.

@melissasage that's an xkit functionality, vanilla tumblr doesn't have a volume slider.

well, former xkit functionality, probably. hopefully they've patched it by now.

@melissasage !!!

that's what happened to our one viral quote post! most of the rebagels attributed it to somebody-or-other else

granted, it was a quote post so the originator is the linked person, but it was ??? and we were wondering about it

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