Mastodon has too many fucking hot people on it. biggest drawback of this website.
@melissasage I'll go delete them then, problem solved
@deejvalen i can't boost posts from the media tab on Tusky but know that I tried
@deejvalen also nice name, did you pick it out yourself
@melissasage Actually yes but Ive been using Melly a lot more lately
@deejvalen oh that's an extremely cute nickname! not one I've used myself. I've had people use Mel, M, even Lissa, but never Melly
@melissasage if I had Lynn as a middle name I'd go by Mellynn.
@deejvalen one partner did call me Melon as a pet name. it was very cute imo
@melissasage Its avery cute (and fitting) name if they're into nibbling on you
@melissasage I KNEW IT!!
@melissasage what baffles me the most is probably how many of the greatest shitposters, the kind of shitposting i detest personally, are fucking hot, and it's making me confused.
@maloki ah, the Garfield Problem
@melissasage Yeeep. Not only them, but yeah >P
@maloki the most aggressive example bc they're as hot as their posts are bad, and their posts are exquisitely awful
@melissasage im so sorry, i'll just have to post more selfies as penance
@velexiraptor do it fucker. i dare you
@melissasage its mascmonday so y'all are due for a thirst trap
@velexiraptor change your display name to thirst trap
@melissasage but... my brand!
@melissasage Really? Where are they. 😌🤔
@BhavanaVarun everyone who boosted this post
@melissasage thank u for reminding me to boost my selfies
@melissasage i'm very sorry 🙇♀️
@meena you should be
@melissasage i am very hotly sorry 🔥🙇♀️🔥💦
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