KGB Intelleon Ops @melissasage@radical.town

So, tbh I was planning on staying anonymous on Mastadon, but I decided I actually don't care. And I got part of my head shaved bc I really love Into the Spiderverse Gwen, so you all should see it.

@SeanAloysiusOBrien https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWkkpVTD8Cs

like i post cory booker freestyle rapping and it gets 5 notes

i slave away at this desk all day finding more and more cursed content and you people are so ungrateful smh

You can measure how long someone has been dead at their desk by how Nazi the YouTube autoplay is.

@melissasage

she loves you too

Consider.... Doris

#mastocats #cats

the "generational divide" when it comes to trans rights is basically that second-wave feminists tried to legislate us out of existence, wrote books about how our existence was basically rape, and are now upset that younger feminists are calling them pieces of shit for it

@bisaat @melissasage Early on post Aug 5 GoI stated that all reports of torture were lies and came under the criminal law of sedition so if you reported an act of torture in Kashmir you committed an offence and if you didn't they could lock you up under PSA to stop you from reporting an act of torture. Several people started posting reports on Facebook relaying first hand reports from Kashmir thinking they were safe as they lived abroad. Their passports were withdrawn. The americans theorize

sharpening my dick with a whetstone

is a good emoji

The Washington Post's motto is "democracy dies in darkness".

A subscription to the Washington Post's digital edition costs $100 per year.

The Washington Post is owned by Jeff Bezos.

BusinessInsider estimates Jeff Bezos makes $2,489 per second.

The Washington Post reports 86.6 million unique visitors.

Jeff Bezos makes enough money in a little over than 40 days to buy every single one of those 86.6 million people a subscription.

So it's clearly not lack of money that causes the Washington Post to have a paywall.

Which means there's only one possible reason for their tagline to be "democracy dies in darkness".

It's not a foreboding warning. It's their mission statement.

when you're hitting it from the back and she says "oh by the way you can use my crunchyroll account"

sometimes I write DMs with nobody @'d, they're like little things for only me and the eventual FBI investigator to know.

how are people still joining the democratic primary like fuck off