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millennials are killing me softly with their song

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you can goad your own whale
(goad your own whale)

listening to marshmello at a "nightclub"

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one time i forced jimmy carr to leave the starbucks i was in by saying "holy shit is that jimmy carr!?!?" really loud, and sitting back silently as he began to become surrounded by people. i didn't want him in there

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if nesquik is so good, why isn't there a snesquik

setting up a freemium paywall with my gf

Americans call the toilet the bathroom because what they don't tell you is that they all fully submerge themselves in hot soapy water after shidding

the problem with being normie king is that you would rather watch a YouTube video of Brooklyn 99 outtakes than lead your people in a just revolution

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*blue whale voice* come on over to my place for some Netflix and krill

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everyone says my toots are bad and yet engagement is going up everyday

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Everytime I think I'm a good shitposter, @matt fucking toots about cum, saws, and conkers, and I realize I am nothing.

*Obama voice*

Let me be clear, we all enjoy a little bit of onanistic "me" time

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