“objectively terrible toots” - larry (quote confirmed)
Q: Are you aware of the 'turban sage' toot?
If respondent answers yes, administer immediate lethal injection
SMS is a dead protocol, mum. use my activitypub inbox
Matt healyn and Larry all sleep in a giant bed together like Charlie bucket's family
@matt This an honest man accused of something he hasn't done
@Ashen @matt matt considers these people athletes
@matt description seems apt.
just referred to the basin of the toilet as the 'meat' of the toilet and my gf is appalled for some reason
gfs sister has organised a baby shower for us today and hasn't told us what to expect
@healyn Knuckle tats: G N O M E B R O S
This man believes ducks can't run and cricket paddles are called "bats". Ask yourself this: do you want to be on this person's side?
@healyn there bats dickhead
@laser he assures me he isnt, even though i didnt ask
does Herman actually exist? Only ever seen the icon...a conspiracy grows...
I should've known that craiglist listing for a free bouncy castle was too good to be true... now I'm $5k in the hole and it's still haunted
herman funko pop
Very overwhelmed! Logging off!
@matt @laser @starwall @healyn @hanny @Ashen
absolute dogshit mentions rn
@matt do I need to get @healyn to post the picture again?
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