@matt

Hi Matt,

Thanks for your question.

1. I turn at a pretty normal pace — picture Jim from the Office or something similar. Not too fast or slow.

2. When I originally wrote this (almost 20 years ago now!) I was picturing something more like Arancini. However, as I’ve grown older and learned more, both about my writing and the world, I’ve come to a sort of understanding with myself that it is, in fact, a bowl of white rice.

As always, great to hear from fans.

Regards,

Luigi

will.i.am voice

Oatmilk in my porridge
oaty oaty porridge
Oatmilk in my porridge
oaty oaty riiiiight

Yelling “PICKITUP!” in a Billy Idol voice at the church pianist

joe biden is gonna wild out one of these times and admit that he was the one who framed the west memphis three and the central park five

My 11 yo was trying to "updog" his brother, who is 5. His technique leaves something to be desired. He just yells "updog! Updog! Updog!" at him. The brute force method is fine for a 5-yo, but I had to teach him a little finesse.

smiling smugly

Physician 'healyn' thys..[beheaded]

[returning to the Mastodon-themed restaurant a second time]

me: ah, yes. I think I’ll have the Garf’d Eel.

*I turn to the camera and make a goofy “what’re ya gonna do” face while shrugging*

[at a Mastodon-themed restaurant]

me: yes, waiter, I'll have the Rice Youngquist.

*I turn to the camera* That's it. that's the whole joke.

can someone please explain to me why we are bodyshaming cthulhu in 2019?

will.i.am voice

Oatmilk in my porridge
oaty oaty porridge
Oatmilk in my porridge
oaty oaty riiiiight

song: doesn't have pronouns for the person the singer is singing about
me, a gay:

all presidential hopefuls must have enormous hogs

makes me happy to know that someone out there is right now

Treat Wifey with respect or face me and my naughty commands lol ;D luv u pls reply soon xx

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