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I’m 42 and old and that can make people uncomfortable. It also doesn’t help when other olds indulge in creepy shit. Please feel free to unfollow, block, mute, filter or report me if or when I step over your boundaries. There are people who make the same promises and flagrantly break them in disgusting and awful ways, so you should know this:

You always have the right to regulate who gets access to you and your posts for any reason, and you should never feel like you owe anybody access to you.

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“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

—Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater

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Three years ago I was miserable and trying to cope with a lot of changes in my life. I ended up going to Rocky Mountain National Park and seeing if I could climb the trail to Emerald Lake.

It’s marked in hiking guides as an easy hike, but even an easy mountain hike is challenging as fuck if you are completely out of shape.

But I made it. I did it. Here’s the view I got on that day. You can see Hallett Peak in the background of the photo. I like to think about this when I feel down.

And that's why my alma mater's creative writing department made a rule that you're not allowed to write about other students in your stories

We gave him frank criticism, but we weren't mean or anything. Still, he stopped coming to meetings. Later, I found out from @prolezone that this dude had written a story for a fiction class that was about a guy who was being bullied by his college's Screenwriters' Club, who all wrote shitty screenplays (actual excerpts from other members' screenplays), because they were jealous of his brilliance. He told them off and stormed out, and the cutest girl in the club followed him out and they kissed

oh sure when john wick goes on a homicidal rampage for his dog it's because he's a bad ass assassin but when *I* do it it's "a severe lack of healthy coping mechanisms" and I'm "a danger to myself and others"

Ya you all might be smart and funny and charming or whatever but i know all the english lyrics to the one punch man opening so....

I’ve spent my weekend nursing other people and cleaning up after them, and now I log on and find that piss and shit are the new discourse

Time to log off again

Old people will drive any car with a Champaign paint job

standing on my personal mountain and "hahaing" into the breeze, my voice is lost but you get what i'm saying

whispering "it's ok" into my cupped hands and then gently patting you on the back, in a gesture of moral support so potent it knocks us both on our asses

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all crimes are named after James Crimes, a man so powerful at theft and taking that he created america

does anyone have any snacks they would be willing to give up

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convincing all the stoners to switch to communism by convincing them to nationalize both the weed industry and taco bell

yet again I am felled* by my own hubris**

*got a sunburn
**worked in the yard without a shirt

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